Monkeys Fist

He tried hammering his own skull in but it just made him brighter.

http://m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/14/thatcher-ding-dong-bbc-charlie-brooker

Also, neighbouring Cockermouth has the "Drystonewalling and Gate Museum". Quality day out. ( not really , but Cockermouth ...... Fnarr fnarr).

Cheers Gents. And Luke is right Meenz, The Pencil Museum is a window into the soul.

Keswick Pencil Factory- you'd love it mate.

A rubber on the end will eradicate unwanted mistakes.

Cheers Cath (and Brock) She's pretty battered and bruised tbh, judging by the blood splatters on her wall she was out before she hit the deck. Not sure about the cause She's been having dizzy spells when she gets up in the morning, but never blacked out. They're having her back to the Falls Clinic to investigate.

Like a welly top you say?

Likes pencils you say ???

Started off shite. During the night my mother blacked out on her stairs and knocked herself out cold for over an hour. Rake Lane checked her over , aside from a nasty cut and the mother of all eggs on her head, she seemed ok. Got her home , she went for a kip, exhausted. I thought, "Ah well, the match should cheer me up" ...........

Leave her. She's clearly a dullard.

Shit the bed?

No. It's never too early for beer

Pfffft! You mad?

You can't call that a recipe man! "Instructions", maybe.

Fucking Alchy!

Two metro stops from the Stadium of Fascism. Positively reeking of cheesy chips.

Has your penis actually dropped off now?

Mackem accents.

My lass agrees ( she works for Gentoo).