Monkeys Fist

Apparently he's ok. https://mobile.twitter.com/mania450/status/320995512927002624 Thanks so much for all the messages. I'm grand. Staying in hospital to get another scan tomorrow then should be home. #highsandlows

Yesterday's Grand National winning jockey, Ryan Mania, has been airlifted to RVI from Hexham Racecourse with " severe/serious" spinal injuries. Took a kick between the shoulder blades after a fall. Poor bastard, hope he's ok. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/22059295

Dodgy pie crusts, was it?

I did not know CT was a steward.

I did not wish to know that.

Have you heard how posh she is in reality? Filthy minx

He even employs a choke hold

Papisse wasn't the only one hoying himself into the crowd http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xyt9fb_alan-pardew-celebration_sport

What's that got to do with Karaoke , you filthbag?

"Ich bin gekommen, um die Wasserleitungen zu beheben"

" Whoaaa! You've Cathflaps like John Wayne's saddlebags!"

And you think I'd take that as an insult?

I end up looking like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

Can you blame the poor lad ?

I absolutely refuse to have anything to do with karaoke. Fancy Dress, however, presents many a pervotunity

He gets a year's salary ( £ 500k) if he's sacked. http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/19/newcastle-united-reading-pardew

Karaoke is Japan's revenge for the A-Bomb.

Oh, I'm sure your neighbours are going to love that.

Alternative CT NSFL