Monkeys Fist

Back to work, in Hull. Happy New fucking Year.

Not sure if this has been posted http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9775933/Newcastle-United-will-be-better-off-without-Demba-Ba-the-ultimate-football-mercenary.html

Did she slip in some of your shit? And Congratulations Tooner!

I'm starting Game of Thrones next week- season 1 boxed set. Tracky bottoms and tissues at the ready

Who is? Not being funny, genuine question.

Good point Fish. I would laugh my cobblers off if it all fell to bits.

Pissed off about this. Pissed off with his agents Pissed off with Ba Pissed of with the money men at NUFC who couldn't/ wouldn't make a suitable deal to keep him. Thanks for the goals Demba, some beauties, but the nasty side of me hopes your knee explodes the first time you step out for Chelsea. I'll be even more pissed if/when we don't replace him with equal or better, and end the window, as I suspect we might, with an even weaker squad.

Shits McGee?

CT shit himself at work last night and Shane was nowhere to be seen Really ... http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/33818-happy-new-year/page__st__40#entry1155756

Will I hang my head in shame when I get it? (Is it Naked Lunch?)

Shamone Fishing in the Yemen

Basic Instinct

In summary, CT calls Happy Face and JawD a pair of puffs, everyone else a cunt, then shits himself.

In keeping with the great tradition of sitcom domestic disasters at Christmas, got in from the mother in law's earlier to find we have a "power shower" in the kitchen- water pissing out of the light and ceiling. Fibre seal on the cistern pipe had gone in the bathroom/swimming pool whilst we were out. Changed it now and fixed the leak, just have to wait for the ceiling to dry out and see what damage has been done. Fuck my life

Aren't they just cabbages?

Didn't Adam Ant become a Mental a while back? Has turned back into a Normal now ?

Hostess Trolley- full of scran

The Millenium fucked NYE I reckon. Previously, NYE was a few pints in each of the local bars, finishing in The George where you'd see people you hadn't seen all year. Out at 11, to a house party. Now, even the shittiest dives are ticket only, and you gave to be in there before 8. Fuck that.

This has just had my two in stitches. Dick Van Dykes accent does it for me

Torys.

I tried to put it off til then. Failed. Miserably My simple , two word response to that has won me a stay of execution until Spring.