Monkeys Fist

Have A

Let out some knuckle-children

I told him to lick my Lovepump - still waiting. Fucking cocktease.

Bump

*mackem

Is Plan B the DJ?

If Mincer is genuine, he'll have no problem posting the following, word for word, " I , Mincepie, am not a six fingered, sister-fucking, inbred, mouthbreathing, sad mackem bastard" Will he

Mincepie would be well aware of this, what with him being a proper Geordie an' that

Are you seriously keeping up this charade? You were sussed on your first few posts man

Foot horns - sign of the Devil.

What's wrong with him? I recall you saying he'd gone to Afghanistan, did he come a cropper?

Still, at least you've experienced gay chips, eh?

Sit down, pour a beer, listen ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=limc_mfDZJU&sns=em

Jeezus!! How does it feel to be one of the thinnest people in the room?

What are those cremated turds on the right?

Congratulations on your Coming Out. We've all known for quite a while.

Do I need to spell it out?

Does the Telegraph do Erdinger? If so, that's less than 10 minutes.

He would walk anywhere for Meat, but he won't walk that.

is that how far you can waddle in 10 minutes? (Tilleys is less than a 10 minute walk btw )

What can I say? I was just parked up near there when this lass in a mask came up and started flashing her headlights.