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Monkeys Fist

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  1. My type of woman - thick as a whale sandwich
  2. Aye, poor bastard, must be horrible getting that kind of prognosis.
  3. The same day he says he's not Fascist, Mrs. F's train home from sunderland is over an hour late. Coincidence?
  4. Is that CT peeking over the back seat? " Put Meatloaf on man ,Adolf!"
  5. Here you go CT, when Uncle Meat is making your ears bleed, pop this on your iPod ...... http://youtu.be/pauTRscMOPc
  6. Now we know why CT's dog hates Meatloaf.
  7. That is a mental image I will never shift. Cheers.
  8. I thought it meant you were half robot.
  9. Don't bother with the pic then! Just whip it out , pre-ribboned, under the desk.
  10. Tie a ribbon round your knob and send her a pic. Nowt to lose
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