Monkeys Fist
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I resolve to post fewer boobs on here, and generally be more serious about shit.
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Fittest I've ever been I was 230lbs. That's 16 stone 7 in English. BMI is a crock tbh. -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
According to BMI calculator , I'm 31.2 , so obese. I'm not though. Edit: 5'7" 199lbs 33' waist. 44' chest. -
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Keeping it in the kitchen? Losing valuable pie space there, mind.
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Oh yes.
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Consider me scolded.
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" Even frurm zis 'eight, I deed not see eet "
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Fuck me, they look like failed Batman villains.
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Low maintenance, filthy. Perfect
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Wtff? Some French clip Yes, same bloke, No, not photoshopped. Humanity is fucked.
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Bookmark this ... http://www.aquarist-classifieds.co.uk/php/all_Fish_Tanks.php
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I'm incredibly smart and extremely pleasant , making me superior to all of you. You pack of cunts
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As opposed to the Big Bang?
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Bang Tideh!
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Sorry, forgot people might be at work today. Edited
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Depends which art you believe. Or
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Manchester United v Newcastle United
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
He's got form http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/1999/oct/05/vivekchaudhary -
Shame. This one cracked me up ...
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That's a lovely whisky, I've got a half bottle left.
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I got ... from my brother. He got ... from me
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According to the Bible, he was offed by The Big Fairy for pulling out of his dead brothers widow and giving her a pearly belly. No wanking, unless he needed a hand for the money shot.