Monkeys Fist

Mental image for you - CT in one.

Sandi Toksvig and Pat Butcher - the testosterone years.

The wonders of microsurgery

Mine does that too, manky bitch.

Warnock. ( wonder who told him?)

I know, none of these cathflaps will give a straight answer. I feel like CT when faced with a complex task like choosing a beer.

I'd love to see the red numbers back on the shirt. Love it.

Who the fuck is Colin , though?

Just had Haddock and Chips from Westmoor chippy. Fantastic.

RIP, the terrible cunt. http://m.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/mar/29/richard-griffiths-harry-potter-dies (The classic line is at 3:52)

'Shopped your post

Do this.

Your phone's fucked then.

These pictures better be fucking incredible after all this.

Aye. (Press the top button and bottom button at the same time. It'll make a camera sound )

Failing that, take a screenshot.

Just keep your finger on it. A pop up menu should appear, one of the options being " open in new page"

You on an iPhone? Open the picture in a new window. Copy the url Paste it between image tags Easy Don't forget to breathe whilst doing it, or you might die

I feel bad now for mocking the afflicted

Philistines! Looks fine to me

Roomba and Gemmill. Bionic bloke gets a robot to Hoover his garage. It ends up teaching him how to be a better man and stand-up wipe.

http://www.highandmighty.co.uk/shop/page?pageId=5692&cm_sp=HAM_FF_AW11-_-Store_Locator-_-Newcastle ???