Monkeys Fist

Le Fritzl.

If they're all his, he's been a busy lad.

Is that why you called your lad Tintin?

Does the "special" door have a food hatch?

Will you be calling it Vegas?

Congratulations to you and your Super Tadpoles.

Hello? Is it Genes your looking for?

The kinky bitch!

Aye, Kinski's daughter has accused him of abusing her too. Rife.

What's an impunity ?

Jesus.

Scurrilous rumours from highly disreputable sources allege that at least one NUFC player has some good "away" form, hence the rapid transfer request. But I would never spread such clear nonsense

Tidied

Weekend sorted then.

Shit happens. Edit; just to confuse matters, I've restored it

No, but looks interesting. What channel is it shown on?

Aye, thought I'd better try a sitting wipe for the sake of Neanderthalism, picked up the toothpaste by mistake . Plasterer is coming to fix the head shaped hole in the ceiling tomorrow.

did you delete your community proctology nurse post Chez?

Minty fresh?

Mind, this morning's efforts were 3 on the Bristol Chart.

Aaaaand the obvious ... ??

Hmmmm?

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