Monkeys Fist
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FYP
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Aldiniti for me like.
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Just asked the butcher in Tesco what the best cuts to use are for homemade burger meat. He recommended Neck and Neck.
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An anagram of Hamburgers is Shergar Bum.
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Tesco's Executive Chef, having re-read the burger recipe ....... "Scallions! With a fucking C!! "
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Nicked.
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Get out.
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Tesco have started a new line of budget 70% beef burgers. Personally I reckon they're flogging a dead horse.
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Why the long face?
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There's a supporters club for North east Scotland called NESMAG. Their only online presence seems to be on Facebook. Might be worth a shout?
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Did Fish's sister buy you that?
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Can't see the media interest lasting furlong.
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Wrong thread you fat knacker. This is PICS! Let me show you ....
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Just bought some Tesco burgers …. Less fat than normal but 30% more shergar.
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Edit: at the gif
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When you can see your farts, get back to us
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That's shit, hope you're ok. No one will find this the least little bit funny. .... Honest.
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Still raging?
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And the cock, Mushroom Stalk!
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3 episodes into season 1 of Game of Thrones. I'm off to bed to do Mrs. F. like a savage
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Funny how it seems Always in time .... Edit: oops
