Monkeys Fist

Sweet David! Bring out the Mohammed Shed!

Fucking hell! Bit melodramatic there mind Stevie!

I've got GIMP2 on my pc. Any tips on how I could do what Tooj asked above , keeping one item coloured, using this programme?

I'll wait 3 weeks and buy CT's kit off him

" Dressed like Michael J Fox in Teen Wolf "

I'm thinking of entering a photo competition, the theme is Festive/Celebrations. Any tips on blowing the opposition out of the water ?

Gang bang rules.

Well done Nurse Nutjob. You'll be able to buy a new suit

Try a 50/50 mix of bleach and ammonia CT. You'll not have to worry about it for a while afterwards.

I'm making chicken tikka saag right now. Smells luuursh.

Dory, you nincompoop !

Can anyone recommend the best cut of steak for a stir fry? Have used fillet before but a tad pricey. Are sirloin, rump or some other able to create a similar melt in your mouth experience?

Dappy from N'Dubz is hiding out in a caravan outside Swindon. ( not because of the Mayans mind, he's just spent all his wedge on daft hats.)

You had a cheeky one in Asda? Filthy bugger! I hope you left your dressing gown down.

She was only 2 years older than you man!

Bet mine was nicer than yours. ( No beans in mine , you see!)

http://www.legal-buds.com/recipes/marijuana-stuffing.php

"Who wants breast, who wants thigh?"

Or, much nicer http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2182/chestnut-bacon-and-cranberry-stuffing

http://www.sainsburys-live-well-for-less.co.uk/recipes-inspiration/recipes/cranberry-chestnut-stuffing-balls/ Just leave the sage out

As its a stir fry, you'll need less meat than you'd imagine, so splash out.