Monkeys Fist

Nice. ( don't forget to take the stabilisers off )

I'll give him a week before he starts tweeting in bad French.

There's no flies on you, is there?

Just read the Piranha 3DD entry on IMDB Must see … I do like a good piranha

And you could have it all, My empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you shit.

I've just found out about Milli Vanilli. Devastated.

Tastes a bit like chicken.

Nah, that's the Metrocentre.

"69 pet?"

Fuck off man!

Shame you're not on the list, I would have soooo voted for you. ( Not that I'd get much drinking done, what with laughing myself apoplectic at your quips).

Why not , genuine question.

Wow, you're on fire tonight. Call the fire brigade.

Cutting wit there Salty. Razor sharp.

Show me some then.

Wow. Did they( Aldrin & Armstrong) have a way to end it quickly, should it have gone wrong, like a pill or lethal dose of something?

Show me anywhere in these 60+ pages where you have presented a single example of independent evidence which backs you up.

I'm only 5'7" ! Giddup!

Flamingos!

A bit of what? Edit; on second thoughts, don't answer that. Good day out like, disappointed at the low Flamingo population mind. Thought the bent neck, upside doon headed freaks would be all over the place like Fish in a convent.

Just to confuse matters Wolfy, here's something that you can see, but never happened. Now serving Haddock and chips at Shields Fush Quay.

We are talking about pints of beer here , not blood or sperm or growth hormone and shit, you realise that?