Monkeys Fist

Wouldn't touch Tetleys with yours. If I come on here later posting in fluent Burble-ese, you'll know I've been on the Rum.

I must be dead then. My scrotum recoils whenever I hear the Fat Screamer.

Over dramatic, over produced, overweight. No surprise Tubster McBrewin loves it

Nervous. Been at graft since 6am, finish at 2pm, have to be at a wedding by 3pm. If I'm late, I miss the meal, which means I'll be a stumbling mess later as there are one or two lads going who I've not seen in ages and together we are booze whores. :drinks:

Everything??? Really? You dirty scaghead.

If not , can we have one Dad? Can we, can we , pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

http://m.london2012.com/athlete/scheidt-robert-1089813/ Bob the Shit to his close friends

http://m.london2012.com/athlete/butt-linus-1105788/ Plays with http://m.london2012.com/athlete/fuchs-florian-1105795/

She was dumped in the 1st round

http://m.london2012.com/athlete/schwank-eduardo-1087997/ http://m.london2012.com/athlete/rimmer-michael-1094266/ http://m.london2012.com/athlete/mahboob-ali-hasan-1108522/

I love Floyd, but it's just tooooo much hassle to defend them.

You opinion is Werther lot to me. No point in fudging the issue.

Cuntroversial.

2B

Should convert to Islam. Katrina bin Dipper.

10,000m interrupted by fats lads chucking cannonballs.

Learnt her trade from Brendan.

Aye, might as well be Clare Balding.

Aargh!! She's just spoken! Full on Scally.

Palmer-Tomkinson?

That explains a whole lot.

The Irish Athletics team have just arrived late.… … in Beijing.

It's the Canadians, they'll let the other team equalise , ay?

What? I'm in the kitchen cooking up a feast, what've I missed?

The Moon's been done- old news. Mars is next