Monkeys Fist

Bizarrely, someone on my FB has just posted a pic of themselves at the above joint, sat at a table with some bird in a bridal gown.

Cock-a-Leekie I presume?

Aye, fair enough I suppose. You might want to strap yourself down to keep from slipping off your seat for this one.

Ok, serious then. I know I'll get mullered for this, but since seeing this pic on here, I've had a crush on Gemmill

He won't have seen it anyway - otherwise cockuppied at the minute I'd say.

He'd be walking like John Wayne once I'd done with him.

Thats what a diet of rats and chicken foetus' does to a kid.

Oooh, low blow!

Abuse she says! Did I post bloke pics in a Thread clearly titled " Minge"? No , I did not. Cock in here , minge over there, capiche? Bada bing etc

He's just realised his Mam slathered Piz Buin on him before the match.

Don't forget the volume 2J.

On my phone, fingers like pigs tits so the posts may be jumbled. Sorry womens.

Spring cleaned Carry on men.

Keep it in here women!

Right, this is too much. We let them vote, we let them work to get a bit pin money, even let them have a go behind the wheel, but this is far enough. I'm making a Belta Cock Thread for you lady types where you can get all wet knickered without putting the mockers on our knockers.

We demand Justice for Henda!

Saw Jan posting in here and thought , " At last!" Gutted.

She's calling your skin a puff there Henda. Don't stand for it!

So, not privately funded then.

He'd just had new caps put on his teeth.

Sun cream, pfft. Puff

Is he at the end of them?

Must've got strange looks at work. Or, given your job, maybe not.

Good point , in the name of science, here's a comparison Sample 1. Sample 2. Result - clothed cleavage appears fuller. Conclusion- I believe the uplift provided by clothing results in the tittage being distributed further up the chest of subject, thereby giving the impression of larger , fuller fun bags. And , tits.