Monkeys Fist

Anyone got any recommendations for removal firms / van hire places. Mate of mine is moving in a few weeks.

Isn't he the cross dresser? That'll go down a storm in Classville.

Quite fond of HP myself.

As Wums go, he's best Ba none

What a bounder! Speaking of traitors , found this article on the BFC, an SS unit made up of turncoat British POWs. Note the Union flag on his right arm http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259632/Hitlers-British-SS-Chilling-pictures-traitors-joined-Fuhrers-evil-unit--Union-Flag-sleeve.html

More nails than Nail.

Guess who's daughter this is ? Here's the Daddy

Proper Bo that like.

KSA has blown his cover here- you're Leigh Francis aren't you?

Simply awesome

" Where yuh going?" Just held it together there!

I heard Elton John and McCartney , both of them should be taken aside and made to listen to themselves. They were beyond awful man!

Cunt cunty cunt cunt

Jeesus! Come downstairs for a brew, Elton John. He can't sing anymore can he?

Me and Mrs. F. are decorating the hall and stairs. We are having incredibly quiet radio wars as the kids are in bed. Her - radio 2 jubilee spunkfest downstairs Me - 6music upstairs It's class war.

Are you lads actually watching it like? Give yourselves a stern talking to.

In days gone by , they would be called Empire Builders. Britain is broken etc etc

Think he's suspended, still expect him on the balcony though.

Do you begrudge either one of these monumentally talented cultural icons a penny of their hard-earned?

Greek Phil spots a Filipino nurse " Show us your cock love!"

Mr. Holdcroft; 1- Lives with his mother 2- Has a girlfriend 3- Collects Beany Babies One of the above is untrue.

Blatantly trying for a porn career , they bleach their starfish don't they?

When I was a youth I worked around the Med coast putting up the tents for Eurocamps etc. Through lack of keks and sweat I got a touch of ring sting. After showering that evening I was putting on aftersun milk and thought " That'll do the trick for the throbbing hoop!" It didn't. Due a fixed showerhead I ended up doing a one armed handstand whilst gingerly scrubbing my now fiery hoop.