Monkeys Fist

I am turning into Jeremy Clarkson

Me neither. Post a few. Heres another. Slightly different version to the usual.

Give over man! Here's the proper version.

So, driving home today with the sun beating down and a bit of Zeppelin on, I got thinking , what's your ultimate rock track. Impossible to nail it to one for me, so here's a few candidates. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMyH4XTlVgs&feature=youtube_gdata_player Discuss, deride, post your choice.

Good job you fell out with Mbwembe Kokangu then.

Ok Grossman, back to your sauces.

Fair play like. I'd ask if you're goofy or regular, but your feet are probably on back to front anyway

No, I'm not happy. I want funny.

Just??? And you board? Hats off to you mate.

Jesus titty fucking Christ! You all fixed now? How'd that happen? Did you forget to pull the ripcord?

Do you mind me asking what you were there for? Feel free to say mind your neb.

Historically, Northumberland is everything north of the Humber, as the name suggests. Just saying

Sitting outside at the Tyne pub, sipping a pint of Sam Smiths lager. Why can't every day be like this

Boo! Down with this sort of thing!

Shane and CT on rocky ground here. (The link below explains how to do it better than I can btw ) http://www.relate.org.uk/life-lgbt-channel/index.html

At the end of that article, the bloke responsible for Big Brother in the Uk is being knighted for services to broadcasting! WTF??? Fling him in the Tower!

Mastic gun in hand, sun on my back, on course for early finish. Happy monkey.

There's only room in this competition for one pair of spectacular tits.

Getting a lift off her Mam then, is she?

Welcome to Pennywell Mick Allan Jnr Jnr Jnr. ( I'd go back up if I was you, kiddo)

Are Romania still in it Meenzer? I'll be supporting them for a couple of reasons

Shouldve been 'Lemb' too

Quick question- has this one got a cock or not?

THE FERNS.