Monkeys Fist

The pass is unbelievable. The finish is Supermac. He was a fucking beast.

I'll watch that properly when she's 16.

Handle it is exactly what I'd be doing

Accident my arse. (My head is as sore as his this morning btw )

I've only just managed to prise myself off my seat after the jizz explosion following God's 2nd.

Wahey ya fucker! One more and I'm doing it

The farce is strong.

I can't recall ever seeing that much added. Eva. In the world.

Shit in his butter.

Fucks sake 3-1 spuds

Is that a posh tampax?

Spuds 2-1. Bastards.

Enter the Sholinator Game over.

C'mon lads. Don't just beat them now- break the filthy c**ts.

Fucking amazing control there like. Watching this on a laptop in the hotel bar, whilst a spud fan is miserably watching his big screen.

I'd shit in her baguette like.

Lurpap Stalk Smellygold The anal dexterity to be able to shite precisely enough to fill a baguette or butter dish without following thru with the rest suggests what we all suspect about Wor Salty.

The fact that the salt now far outweighs the pepper in my chin minge.

I love it when a page starts like this. Btw. Basic Sexy 101. This is … This isn't. Here endeth the lesson.

CT? Access to caterers? Disaster looms!

Wahey!

There's nicer lasses working in Greggs. Sex tape doesn't mean sexy.