Monkeys Fist

Oh yes…

" After successfully navigating over 10km of flooded virgin passages under the jungles of Nicaragua , Andy liked nothing better than to return home and beat the shit out his lass. "

Owned by Arabs- that'll send someone on here into bacon meltdown

Shite with sugar on. Cheers Ma Fist.

Reminds me of the schoolyard joke about the Oomigoolys bird.

He does cave diving?? Hats off, takes balls that.

I'm 99% certain it was linked to on here. I'd hunt back for it, but I really can't be arsed, and my Chicken Tikka Saag is just about ready to demolish

Cheers Craig.

Oh Johnny ! Didn't Llamearse let slip they'd been negotiating for a week or so with Dippersville , proving the lies they trotted out blaming Carroll for wanting away?

"Nee Doner Meat Pizza's? Pfft"

"Here man, what's this??? Ravioli comes in a fuckin tin ya dafty!"

Untouched too

He should try having sex now.

Unless you're squeamish.

Want.

I'd have him back, so long as the dippers paid half his wedge.

Wtf? Who's that?

Are you fucking Quackers then?

Let's be fucking honest here Leazes. When you created this thread, you will have known exactly how it would end. And , oh look, it has. A large section has already been shifted to your own " special" thread (FFS), however, when it comes to euthanasia , I'm pro-choice. * cue " wounded innocence".

Yours invariably sinks. That's physics for you.