Monkeys Fist

Tbf there aren't that many twats on here.… … well, until about , ooooh,say eight days ago

Bravado.

Love their first album, and the EP , Second Coming didn't live up to the first but that's no surprise. Aye, they're poor live, but so what? Anyone going to these gigs expecting to be be blown away wants a good kicking, but I doubt anyone from " first time round" expects that. And yes, I'm old enough.

Sweetdavid

Silverback

Ey! Shaddup you face.

Oh Captain, my captain!

Immersion Hypothermia is a bit different to that which you get from wandering round the Cheviots in a boob tube and hotpants. If he was completely submerged he did well to survive an hour, regardless of having an air supply. Poor man, what an awful way to die.

Mary Hinge.

So, just to be clear, these are men looking for some random bloke to meet up and wank off with? But they're not gay. Which bit am I missing here?

Lady bottom

For 6 months or so one winter, I sported a Bic baldhead and conjoined porn tache and mutton chops. Shagadelic.

Chicks dig the "upside doon heed" look.

Whatever you do CT, don't go outside. The tsunami will finish us.

Vialli and Peacock would be baldy beardy overload.

Would.

Mrs. F. walked from Heworth to Gateshead High St, got a bus over the bridge then walked to Haymarket. Another bus took an hour to get to Matthew Bank, where she got off and started walking. She rang me from Four Lane Ends, and I've got her sis to go pick her up. Mental.

What you worried about. It'll only be up to your ankles. Cue CT posting that pic.

Panic over. Mrs. F. has made it to M&S in town.… she'll be fine.

Teapot

I'm a little worried for Mrs. F. She's started walking from Heworth, we live in Forest Hall. I'm stuck in fucking Aberdeen too.

Wincey

Craic whore!

I have normal windows, but I deal drugs.

Is that a " Caution. Wet Floor" sign?