Monkeys Fist

This doesn't bode well… get all the BJ's you can in the next two weeks.

Catch 22, Innit?

Beat you to the punch Might have that for lunch tomorrow tbh, got a day off.

More enticing- Chicken, bacon, spinach and lentil salad. Food of the Gods.

The lad I run my business with is Scotch, I work up there a fair bit. I think it's fair to say that generally they regard Geordies as non-English , but the Anti English sentiment is never hard to find if you want too. I make a point of saying to him " Yessss! Back in Gods Country!" every time we cross back into Northumberland , but that's because I'm a cunt.

Cabayaye

see my edit, cernts

goodbaye

As well as the aforementioned Tramp Barbie, my lassie got a silver sequin covered baseball cap, a pink heart handbag, and a pink scooter. Beat that fishboy!

Cabaye hones his wrangling skills to cope with Shola's errant member in the locker room, oblivious to the fact he is being covertly observed by a curious alien, buried neck deep in its observation post. Just another day at NUFC.

*Bites tongue*

Your guru says not. http://m.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pork-recipes/sausages-green-lentils-with-tomato-s He does recommend you eat them whilst sporting socks and sandals and elbow patches though.

Puy lentils are the fucking dogs bollocks. With chicken or lamb, cold in a salad, and they make your knob bigger.

ánægja ok dýrð!

Any Rapery and Pillaging planned?

Teddy Ruxpin

Classic Turned up a week later at the bottom of a lake?

Randomly " unfriend" people- best game on Facebook

Got one for Fish.

Got her one of these Yes, it's a Mermaid Barbie with a stomach tat.

It's also my daughter Annie's 5th birthday. Thunder stolen

Happ y Birthday Fine Fellow. Bewbs