Monkeys Fist

No Fwank?

Spot the non footballer

I'm sticking with squid having a piss.

Duly noted in Fisty's little book of transgression.

Why has he got squid on his nips tho?

With a bunch of players wasn't it? Howay Lardy, get it reposted.

Aye, far point. You big puff

New lads have to guess which one is Shane's boyfriend.

You mean J69's gay biker patter. Criminal isn't it.

Agree with that last line Gemmill. I don't normally get too bothered about England, but I'd like to see Hodgson do well with them. Does seem like a decent sort

His mate gave both. "Natural"

In order to settle this, and to be able to judge his actual height, we need a pic of LBT standing in front of something universally recognised as a standard height. Moving trains are 8'5".

As for the cheese grater …

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/first-look-at-scarlett-johansson-in-the-avengers

Degloved on the way back out?

Byron started it all

Just get some stabilisers man J69, you'll be fine.

Isn't that par for the course at any time of day round your neck of the woods though?

Fucks sake man. Was there any need for that? It's Toontastic not Rotten.com.

So you admit there is one then? Simian eyesight is 40% sharper than human btw, so I spotted it from the other side of my dungeon tbh.

I am going to buy a pool, if I get to do that just once, it'll be worth it.

You've got skid marks on your Calvins there Salty. Third pic. Flexing too hard?

Do NOT buy one of these then Doomed the minute you lift your leg.