Monkeys Fist

If you see CT parked outside at midnight tonight, night vision glasses on, I wasn't quick enough.

Fuck

I've edited just in case

Fingers like pigs tits.

I use one of these

Happy Tits Oot Day.

After a hearty meal of this http://www.vegetarianexpress.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=121:ebly-mushroom-and-lentil-salad&catid=35:recipes&Itemid=76

Mint.

Come on then, send me your usernames. I'm monkeys fist, surprisingly.

It's a battle zone.

Lunacy

Just been confirmed on Look North.

I stand corrected. I take it the goats fuck them, then? No mixed lodges?

Nah, he was in a worse state than me. Thought he'd killed me. I did let him buy me a few beers later though.

Had a few scrapes. I was abseiling down to a sea stack in Cornwall when the rope came away and I fell about 30ft. Landed spreadeagled, on a rock protruding from the sand. If I hadn't had a rucksack full of rope on, I reckon I'd probably be in a wheelchair now at best. As it was I was just winded to fuck. Got trapped between a rock face and two capsized Canadian Canoes at the side of a rapid once. I was sitting in an eddy, happy as Larry, when this knacker thought I was in trouble, and came piling down the rapid to " rescue" me. He hit me side on, capsized both of us and was washed away downstream, leaving me pinned by my legs between an undercut cliff and two rapidly filling canoes ( full of water, you're looking at a good 300kg each). The weight of water in the canoes, plus the force of the current, meant I was getting dragged down underwater and into the underwater cave I'd been happily sitting above 30 seconds earlier. I went under and thought , " You're fucked here mate unless you do something. " Dumped my buoyancy aid ( which was trying to pull me to the surface, as the boats were pulling me down) and managed to free my foot, which I then pushed like a bastard against the canoes until I managed to free my other leg. I shot back up to the surface and climbed to a ledge where I could recover. Barring a pair of skinned shins I was fine. According to my mates I was under for between 20-30 seconds, felt like a lot longer. The boats didn't come up for another 5 minutes. Lucky?

German. She'll have a minge like tatty Velcro.

No. I didn't get out in time.

Certainly not a rich woman's club mind.

I reckon it's Catmag. Oh, no, wait.

Pulse

Banned?

For sweat, he means bumsludge.

Desperate