Monkeys Fist

Ftheeeeeffffphuck you. As if anyone on here would knock back VP because of her teeth though

Aye, whatever , welcome back and that.

Scotch, Irish and Welshists have no bitterness towards the English team? I'll take that bullshit and raise you a pile of shite.

Canny. Kids staying with Grannie Fist, little bit pissed, lot bit stoned. Wahey!

Beggars

Home. Knackered

Rocky

Meenzer

Pissed off. Car broken down, managed to get to Peterborough services. RAC called, £240 fit new part to get home. BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

You are a sick and twisted individual LTB, this place could do with more of you.

Chiropractor. Go see one. I've had a lower back problem for years, been seeing a bone cruncher for the last 8 weeks and the results are remarkable. Costs a bit, but you might be able to get it on the NHS. if not, pay the money, it works.

Eurozoned your post

No, but beings are.

No bum fun

Shitty death

Newport has that wrapped up mate.

Heading for pelantys.

Metallic.

I'd worry about plagiarism but he's forgot he wrote them

My cock

No

Your cock Edit: damn! That was in reply to carrot, but feel free to mash away

Page 1 doesn't exist. It's only because so called scientists have told you there is a page 1 that you swallow it. The earth doesn't spin around page 1, page1 spins around the earth, which is flat and rests on the backs of 4 stellar elephants, who stand on the back of the Great Turtle.

Fallacy

Plot