Monkeys Fist

A few towel rails too, perhaps?

Is that The Last Days of The Raj in Low Fell?

My Grandad was always a wanker

At what age does a women qualify as 'mature', in porn terms? 30+ ? 40+? And when does she then become a 'wrinkly owld boiler'. Just wondering , as some of the laydeez I 'find attractive' now are 40,and then some (I'm thinking the Divine Ms.Reid)

Not my words, Michael. The words of Shakin' Stevens! Absolute class video btw. Deserving of the biggest accolade imho, which is quite simply that they are worthy of the shirt they play in. An all too rare occurence, so all the more reason to enjoy it and to be positive about their progress, rather than moan on like an arsehole. Absolutely proud of that team. I couldn't agree more , it's been a pleasure these past few months. Full credit to everyone - Pardew, Carver, Carr and the squad. You don't want to hear my arsehole in full flight, tbh, moan doesn't even begin to describe the horror.

Ah Ha!

How very dare you! It's perfectly safe the click..... Trust me

You on the bog too?

fyp

Careful there Gemmill, he's taken on bigger lads than you and won

He's looking pretty fucking nails in that pic mind

says the bionic man

Stevie in Kofi Annan mode

Gareth Southgate got his place at euro 96 after he got injured and never looked back. Howey was never the same after that, it ruined him at the top level. I'm not going to say you're wrong about Howey v manu but I was there and I only remember Anth Lormor making his debut from the bench as a strker. Did Howey fuck himself up running through a forest? Aye... and nearly got done for being a lurker

Met Office

Lovely stuff

"You dancing?" "You asking?" "I'm asking" "Can I do your missus?"

Bugger, I can see them, anyone else?

FFS, neeone open this up when family are in the room Or at all for that matter!

Just seen this gah!beaten again

My left bollock is mildy itchy..........hang on............. Thaaaaat's better

Start the day with a bang