Monkeys Fist

I'm not surprised you've got problems if you're pouring whizz in your eyes, you crazy animal.

Is it far from the Tyne ferry landing? Might give it a shot one Sunday.

Looks beautiful that.

That's another thing, the dogs of this country would be driven insane by the whining emanating from down south about the distance they'd have to go for the "Glarrsgow"games.

JawD would be a good shout I reckon. As for me…

What does SBR have to do with your bizarre drug taking methods, Deaderz?

You mention the cost of policing there Rention, if they joined. That's reason enough not to let them for me. Thousands of fans travel to other citys every week in the PL with little to no trouble, why on earth would anyone let these radgies go on the rampage in every city they visit for a season? ( Which is not an unlikely scenario imo)

Sorry to hear that Craig. I'm sure your Mam would be proud of the things you remember her by.

If you make him a mod, CT won't post a naked self portrait.

Like I said in the op… Freaks.

When I'm having a "stranger", I use my left hand. Does that count?

Am Bi Dextrous?

I could give a definition of simulacra which would look just like the real thing.

Feel free anyone. On my phone and it's a fuck on !

I fucking knew you'd be.

Not only I am a master of suspense, but I…

Burn the dooders

Burn the witches!

10% of the population are lefties. (Right) hands up if you are one of these freaks? Heres the good news for you… http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/125008

Tra la la La la-la la

Colo- always first to graft.

It's not bad, she's hung like CT.