Monkeys Fist

мои трусики так гладко, как рыба на заседании клуба Blazer

Good luck with it Stevie- work wise, it's the best/scariest thing I've ever done

Get one of the lads on here to sort you out man, save you the trip

Hearty Greetings Catmag, I am being of representation of The Internationale Royale Bank of Nigeria, my true position is that of one who is deal with sadly pissed away client. Give us yer bank details or the cat gets it!!!

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Excellent. This thread could run and run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHRERLEM2eE&feature=youtube_gdata_player Sorry, I can't help it- it's like shit Tourette's.

Schindlers Shits.

If only you'd spammed us last year. J69 must be kicking himself.

With Cheasey chiyups

My mate's nose is so massive we reckon he can smoke in the shower

Please tell me this didn't happen Yeah, thankfully don't remember which thread, but yeah he posted a picture 1st person perspective of himself, in a bath, holding a beer in one hand and his weird feet at the far end of the tub. I've seen some fucked up shit in my time, but holy Hell. No danger of his Taco Bell breaking the surface then

Please tell me this didn't happen Yes, I've got your PM but your inbox must be full. I can post it if you can wait? ??? I've not sent you a PM.

The Remains of the Day

Please tell me this didn't happen

Sticky Rice.

Eyes Wide Shut, I reckon.

Did your poo go the wrong way?

Whoever it was that started the notion of turning birthday parties from house based to "events"- you are a cernt and I hope you die a painful death. I've had to take Fistlet female to two this weekend and there's another fucker next weekend. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it!

Bullitt

The Mission

Gone With The Wind The Grapes of Wrath

The Sitter And for balance… Stand Up

Enema at the Gates

Winner!