Monkeys Fist

Downloaded on my iPhone.

Whenever I came home from my travels I always tried to come back over the High Level. Got to be one of the best city views in Britain

The Black Garter is currently the hippest joint , Daddio.

Are Shearer and Taylor having a competition to see who can wear the shittest suit?

Work a bit mental, was it?

Yeah that bugs me too

No man, proper Geordie fadge , not yer tatie laden stuff.

My old man calls a certain kind of bread fadge- anyone else heard this used, or is he just a filthy bread perv? Edit; just googled, and fadge is another name for Oirish tayto bread, but he used it for a kind of stottie. Btw, just driven to Warrington and back to price a job, can't be arsed cooking so Taste of India will be getting a call later. Me Granny used to refer to stotties as fadge as well. I am inspired to sink my teeth into some doughy fadge. Anyone know where I can get my hands on a bit ?

you tell the thick cunterheads deaders fixed

Nailed on he's coming back then

If Liverpool have any sense, (and there's any truth in the transfer), they'll say fuck all to Carroll until the last minute. Why let an already struggling player know you want rid of him?

"fixed"

FYP FYFP FYFFP

Robbing the Thieves.

I'd have him back, but only if they took Shola.

Love it.

Well I think they're both absolutely top blokes, and always have done. Top Blokes I said.

Genuinely puzzles me how the fuck could anyone let themselves get in that state? Combine the two- The Waddling Man. Be a short programme , admittedly.

Isnt ScottishMag involved with a charity? Or started one?

My old man calls a certain kind of bread fadge- anyone else heard this used, or is he just a filthy bread perv? Edit; just googled, and fadge is another name for Oirish tayto bread, but he used it for a kind of stottie. Btw, just driven to Warrington and back to price a job, can't be arsed cooking so Taste of India will be getting a call later.

Should've made Bombay potatoes man! http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bombaypotatoes_1406

The original or the yank version? The original is a belting film.

What did you think of Marley & Me ?