Monkeys Fist

Bit late, but this Jesus bloke shared a birthday with Humphrey Bogart. Jesus is now just that leetle bit cooler.

Gutted we didn't get a White Christmas tbh. …

Who takes any calls from a call centre on Christmas Day like? Genuine question btw, baffled.

Oh yes, it took nano seconds for the unspoken agreement of " Fair game like lads" to be reached. Poor fucker will never live this down. He's already being referred to as Tripitaka.

16, turns 17 in march. I have to admit that I and two other Uncles ripped the piss with Bruce Lee and Seven Samurai quotes, which all went way his head. Great sport, all the better for the mad randomness of it all… you just dont get too many Samurai warriors in downtown Forest Hall.

That was the funniest bit. Nobody asked him wtf he was dressed like Jet Li for- he just turned up , did a few ninja turkey carves, and that was that. Carry on as normal, playing charades with a Samurai warrior like it was an everyday thang. I did ask him if he was called Luke though.

That's against your human rights. Just got back from Mother in laws, all Mrs. Fists family + Grandma Fist. 20 folk sat down for lunch (which was absolutely fantastic! ). Highlight of the day was the eldest nieces boyfriend, who arrived after dinner.… wearing a wooden samurai training sword and full Kendo skirts etc. He walked in, every Uncle (self included) made a sharp exit to the kitchen to piss ourselves laughing. Columbine material, right here in Forest Hall. Kids to bed now, then feet up with Mrs. Fist and some homemade Slur Gin to muller.

4.45 am my daughter was jumping on my head. 5am we were downstairs opening gifts. I'm putting whisky in their milk to put the little buggers to sleep. Merry Christmas all

Happy birthday Santa's son.

All done, pressies wrapped, off to bed. Each and every one of you have the best Christmas you can.

It was a farm and airport for me. EVERY SINGLE BLOODY PIECE was tied to the box with cable ties! Santa's whisky is gone.

Hopes everyone's parents/grandparents recover quickly. And cats. Don't forget cats. Cat & crisps for dinner? You're a sick man Gemmill. All the best RoboGemm.

Hopes everyone's parents/grandparents recover quickly.

Nice. Cullen Skink is a god amongst soups.

My kids are so hyper right now a neutrino looks slow in comparison. If my 4yr doesn't piss herself I'll be amazed, as for 1yr old, he's just running round in circles , flapping his arms and honking with a huge grin on his face- Christmas Duck.

Happy Hannukah Leazes.

Let them cool a bit CT. Aye Brock, saw them and various other rancid flavours. Bleurgh.

CT spotted at Powerhouse.

Taking family to see my nephew sing The Snowman at the Sage this morning. Then mayhem until they're in bed Have a good one everybody.

Tap and unwrap.

Btw CT, make twice as many stated in the recipe. They are like sausage Pringles.

Agreement! How dandy.

I was fucking sweating watching that. aye, it was terrifying in places, I thought. I was sweating because of my previous evenings shenanigans.

Darts is not a sport.

Enough to raise a sweat, but not leave splatter marks on the wall?