Monkeys Fist

Serves you right for painting it Villa's colours, you chubby demolition merchant.

Poor bastard. Hope he makes a full recovery.

No great shock there mind, those backward fuckers call buns " Barms". Re. OP, pre-match, most of the Haymarket bars will do the trick- The Percy is my choice. Post match- stay away from the Bigg Market, almost opposite your hotel ( ie on the proper side of the Tyne) is the Ouseburn, where all the groovy fuckers go

Maybe you could have a nice cup of cocoa and a bit of a sit down Happy Birthday Gents.

I'd have thought that's the last thing you'd want.

I can't be the only one who is less than fascinated with Chubby Tree's detailed bowel movement diarys.

Lib Dem voter?

FYP

Both.

If we all rub the image below, he WILL score the winner against the dippers ©The Sun

Names names Gemmill!

I look on the Wolves and Mackems matches as 4 points dropped tbh For me, the Wolves and Fulham games. Onwards and upwards troops!

You fucking animal! I was only joking

A massive scouser, shaven-headed, muscles on his muscles, tattoos on his tattoos, is sitting in Liverpool's roughest pub having a pint, when in comes a slender, camp, smartly dressed man. The man sits next to the scouser, orders an appletini, and then turns to the scouser and says "Hello sailor. How about meeting me round the back for a blow-job?" At this, the scouser promptly flies into a furious rage. He picks up the other man, runs him head first all along the bar, drops him to the floor and then pummels him relentlessly for five whole minutes, before throwing him out onto the street. "Jesus Terry" said the barman "What did that poor fella say to you? "Dunno" the scouser replied "Something about a job"

He ought to take it up again, the lard will drop off.

Happy Birthday Mr. Jaw. What a glorious day it is too, 2-1 win to seal it

No, my youngest used my stomach as a trampoline to wake me up - the little twat!

Bugger!

Even finely tuned athletes can die young. Rip

Thank fuck for that!

I'm not in the Posse, but I'm not getting up til Mam says so.

Something I can't put my finger on And the living is easy Fish is humping And the 2J is high.