Monkeys Fist

I've just been a bit sick in my mouth. Damn you !

Ah, Chrismort Day, sitting around in my dressing gown, drinking cans and eating chicken, watching the kids fishing in the moat. Lovely stuff

It was obvious to me even in the touched up pics but the one of her pre-photoshop sat in Ronnie Corbett's chair saying: "Whallop!" is surely all the proof you need Out of 10?

Outfoxed me there like

Leazes posts by his own ruels.

She's reminiscing about her fumbles with Des.

Chez- Mills & Boon writer.

Which is precisely what I'd be doing, therefore they look fit for purpose ( when being grasped by sweaty digits).

Would like a burger shot too mind, bet that's like a fucking gutted rabbit

Fuck me chaps, wor Mel is getting destroyed here, I feel it's my wanker's duty to defend her honour. So Fuck Off ye pack of bastards There we are, I think you'll agree I've saved her admirably. Seriously though, 41, two kids and your saying her tits don't look as perky as they used to? They look pretty fine to me

Sacre Bleu!

Jayne Mansfield - good head

MNKILF Anyone watching the new series of The Killing on BBC4 btw? Quality. First two episodes on iplayer link below, next two on Saturday night, repeated next Wednesday. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b017h7m1

Tant pis

Standards are slipping. You noticed though, you filthy minded ski bum

Ewerk, you are now my bestest eva pal and most favouritest spudmuncher on here.

:rimshot:

Hearing them groan is insta-mess.

Spiegeleier, but mighty fine Spiegeleier.

Wahey! And aye, Brummie accents are spectacularly shit.

Blisters I take it? Whenever possible,ie- at home , remove your shoes and socks so that air can get to them and they can dry out. If you can, rib them with surgical spirit. I'm guessing they've already burst too?

Can't it just be settled with a handshake?

You're going to fuck the gaffer??