Monkeys Fist

So you watched it then - chav cu…

This has just been on QI- premature babies as a sideshow. http://www.neonatology.org/pinups/coneyislandnurses.html Not as sick as it sounds

Ballet Ramberb?

On again tonight on BBC2 at 8pm

Ah well… Bring on the neighbours

Should put Smith on to snap DeJongs leg.

Oh for fucks sake.

How fucking wank is that Poznan carry-on ?

Bastard.

Fucks sake. Come on Krulzilla!

Does Packie Bonner count? Keeper , but …

Krulzilla.… @yourcervix has his next challenge.

Reeks of noodles, apparently.

No good reason, but I fancy us to get something today.

Kevin showing solidarity with his fellow chickens.

King of Comedy last night. Great film.

The lovely Ms. Reed has just been on. Off to change my monkey-mess filled pants

Courtesy of Dragonfilet. See the Man City thread.

Penfold devastated RIP.

I've put it on my Facebook along with this quote- Mancini: A thousand nations of the Manc mackem empire descend upon you. Our crosses will blot out the sun! Sameobinidas: Then we will fight in the shade!

Fucking Quality that Dragonfilet Mind if I try it as my avatar?

30 years after her "accidental" death, the investigation is to be reopened after the ships captain claims to have lied about events to the original investigation. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8899338/Natalie-Wood-investigation-reopened-after-yacht-captain-says-he-lied.html Looks like Robert Wagner is chief suspect, which makes the opening narration to Hart to Hart a bit creepy, on a Parky stylee. "This is my boss, Jonathan Hart - a self-made millionaire. He's quite a guy. This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous. She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of *both* of them, which ain't easy; 'cause when they met... it was *murder!" Btw, Natalie Wood

Europe [and the UK] was far better off before we imported all these assorted spongers from all over the world and had a lower population. and in case you missed it the first time Leazes would settle immigration with a handshake Europe [and the UK] was far better off before we imported all these assorted spongers from all over the world and had a lower population. Sweet David FYP. Anyway, lets see if we can nail this down. In terms of this elastic band here, how tight are things likely to get? My concern is that when it all goes tits up and the banks start repossessing etc, there is nowhere near enough social housing to cope with the numbers of families who'll find themselves homeless. And, thanks to Dave and chums, there are now nowhere near enough staff to deal with the homeless. Scary shit tbh.