Monkeys Fist

middle quarter, not his feet

:lol; Looks like Engelbert Humperdink too, definate porvort!

Would you class that as sitting or standing? Tough call. semi-recumbent?

But his lass is a hideous munter? It'll be him

oldie but goodie

Seen his lass?

Little bald bloke, about 5'6"? Seen him buying organic bog roll etc in Sainsburys. Gimptastic. Same fella I think, aye. Must work in Gateshead as well. I'm surprised the little mincer doesn't get filled in tbh. Reminds me of this feckin' spunk-bubble whenever I see him, which is a valid enough reason want to punch him

A wank?

Seems Freddie is allergic to camel toe- euphemism? Chez, its about that show " I'm a Desperate Case, Get Me Air Time"

New jacket for winter graft.

I'd guess there're still neck deep in ale. kebab. Edit; just realised the time.

Utterly perplexed by the workings of Mrs. F's mind. She was given a small, hand turned bowl , much like the one pictured, a few years ago. It has sat in a cupboard, unused, out of sight, neglected, ever since. I started using it a couple of months ago to keep bulbs of garlic in, to stop the bits of flaky skin going all over the bench. It's been sat, in full view, on the kitchen bench next to things she uses every day. This evening I went to make our meal, and it's gone. I ask where it is, and it's back in the cupboard. " The garlic will make it smell!", says she. I tried explaining that garlic, uncut, uncooked, and in a bulb, has little to no smell, certainly not enough to taint a bowl, but no, suddenly after 2-3 months, I am at risk of rendering the bowl " unusable". So she's put it back in the cupboard, where it sits , UNUSED!!!!! 15 years of living together , and she is still utterly unfathomable.

Can't your workmates help

More amusing is that 2J watches wrestling * prays to fuck it was wrestling *

I prefer Cake tbh.

Running? Foot Wanker!

I've seen Deader's self-love videos posted on YouPorn. Hung like an angry Gorilla.

Did anyone believe Llamearse's version of events at the time?

Little bald bloke, about 5'6"? Seen him buying organic bog roll etc in Sainsburys. Gimptastic.

Clue; "Shurely not Mish Moneypenny"

He He

This has not got enough credit. Hilarious.