Monkeys Fist

heh heh lol cunterhead

Jesus! Oww

I've now got a mental image of him scuttling off , walking on his hands, thinking " This'll confuse the fucke…… Blaaam!" .

Aye, why is that millions of companies spend billions on advertising? You know, given that it doesn't work and that. Random stat; Companies with predominantly blue logos are seen as dependable and trustworthy by consumers.

I remember one Bonfire night when I was about 15 we acquired some lengths of drainpipe and made bazookas with the dodgy rockets we'd been buying from Westmoor VG. Also baked spuds on the bonfire. Fucking rank usually.

No oil in Rhodesia man. Aberdeen is shitting it

I suspect it's one big fuck off one on the Gallowgate, as opposed to two wee ones. Respect Mike, respect.

Used to be turnips, and apple bobbing. Never went trick or treating , was still a Yank thing then. Got a pumpkin for the chimps this year, and made a witch costume with the 4yr old.

Who makes me belly laugh; Billy Connoly Jason Byrne Tim Vine Who are masterful at the "art"; Hicks Eddie Izzard Billy Connoly again Spike Milligan was a fucking genius. There's a clip somewhere of Milligan appearing on jasper carrots show. He's dressed as a nurse, sitting in an armchair. Before he says a word the audience are in fits, he plays it like a master, and keeps them in stitches for the duration of his timeslot, all without saying a word. Fuck knows what his planned sketch was going to be. If anyone can find it, it's genius. The Suggestibles are a canny night out in town.

That brick bulding looks pretty permanent to me All 2 x 2 Pandos of it. 2? big pandos btw

VG

That brick bulding looks pretty permanent to me

Lock the thread, now!!! Think of the database

and..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7MwXniOD44&feature=related

Loved the Stone Roses, Phil Collin's no.1 is fan spouting some shite in this thread like Here's some other classics from the time...

you'd think she would've had a tinkle before the shoot.

Jesus Christ! That is awful. Don't know why I google'd after this, but I did. To save the eyes of my fellow pervs, a photographic summary…

Fixed?

I was at gym this morning when I noticed a little hole in one of my trainers just big enough to pop my finger in. …She made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life.

Jesus Christ! That is awful. Gott in Himmel! Mein eyes, zey burn