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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Same age as my fingers, older than my teeth, as my Grandad used to say. He was a twat too.
  2. "My controls", left menu, bottom section "options". Manage ignored users. Click and type in the name of your victim.
  3. Use a plate ffs. Filthy animal
  4. For the sake of religious balance and that, here's one for the muslimists
  5. No, 240 is far more befitting. You are a true grafter! But wake up, man, the people shouldn't be demanding that prancing superstars get 50,000 a week!!! I'm not a Christian (I have no religion) but it reminds me of when the Jewish common people demanded that Jesus be crucified after all he had done was say things like 'rich people can't get to heaven' (Luke 18:25) and had told rich people to sell everything they owned and give the money to the poor. There isn't a funny/clever WTF picture on the internet that does this post justice.
  6. Monkeys Fist

    Asprilla

    Another horse for your birthday… Sheeeeit.
  7. too much balsamic vinegar and I think I over did the cooking wine In you or in the sauce?
  8. But there is a word in Polish for fuckwit. pieprzyć dowcip
  9. It's Sunday afternoon man Deano/Tiote's Nutz. Have you got nowt better to do man? Try heroin. Try anything.
  10. My present- a lie in… bliss. Just getting up now tbh.
  11. "A real Bobby Dazzler this one Mike"
  12. The secret to your weight "loss"
  13. Safe as houses man. He's even got super strong rope so Dad can have a go.
  14. Travaille pas ce Samedi Vieux Haricot.
  15. I never said money wasn't important. I'm sure Rooney is happy with his riches, he has worked hard to be a top footballer. But his heart doesn't play for Man United, anyone who thinks that is talking shite. Only one tit on this board obsessed with money mate. Who's the spudheed in your pic? Re. Marveaux, good to see incoming early in the transfer window. Since I know less than CT about Wor Sylvain, I'll not get "over tired" just yet. il est impossible! D'accord.
  16. I never said money wasn't important. I'm sure Rooney is happy with his riches, he has worked hard to be a top footballer. But his heart doesn't play for Man United, anyone who thinks that is talking shite. Only one tit on this board obsessed with money mate. Who's the spudheed in your pic? Re. Marveaux, good to see incoming early in the transfer window. Since I know less than CT about Wor Sylvain, I'll not get "over tired" just yet.
  17. Give this lad a ring, my mate owns it ( called Cliff, I shit thee not), get an indoor/outdoor climbing party booked http://www.roxcool.co.uk/ Based in your neck of the woods to.
  18. BBC4 now. Radiohead at Glast.97. Still 40 mins left.
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