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Monkeys Fist

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  1. After my 2 hours mate, you can have as long as you want. It'll be like a binbag full of liver.
  2. 2 hours, just 2, with Salma Hayek. And a little bit of butter.
  3. You think you got a good deal? Depending on appearances the fee goes up by a Blue WKD and an Asda Basics Multipack. Who's laughing now , eh?
  4. Just had a pm off Pud saying I've been sold to N.O. for a can of Fosters and half a bag of Prawn Cocktail Skips. You pack of bastards.
  5. Fistlet #2 is 1 year old today. Happy Birthday Sam, you little shit.
  6. source? Contract talks are on hold as TT thinks his postings will deteriorate with age as his hair has and cannot guarantee his place on here in a years time. I think my previous years have proven I'm committed to the board and if they won't give me a new 5yr deal to recognise this, I may have to look elsewhere. Did someone mention Asda vouchers before …
  7. This thread proves beyond doubt that CT's tadger has inverted and become a minge.
  8. Welcome to the board, you spamming cunt.
  9. Sounds like someone watched Tremors. Whoosh? Haad ya gob man!
  10. Zoomed in to the bottom right. Found this
  11. Sounds like someone watched Tremors. It's an aaful story
  12. Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit.
  13. Gayest thread of the week.
  14. What was his sig then chaps? I missed it , it seems.
  15. When he heard the news, Zippy was speechless.
  16. I'll take Midget Fist if CT will have Zippy
  17. :D :D Zoom in- ginger arse hairs poking out..... ...it's him!
  18. Zippy and George dead- fuck I feel old
  19. It's that generation man. They're not so much prejudiced they just don't like anyone who's not English. They're not so much vegetarians, they just don't eat meat
  20. I smell a poll Leave Nick out of it. :D :icon_lol: :D do you like butter substitute ?
  21. thats a parrot with a mind of his own Unlike most other birds
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