Monkeys Fist

Brace yourself Sheila.

Clicky Have it !

Taxi rank?

Upside- expect to finish the current job a day early, which means an opportunity for a paid session on the peeve presents itself. Downside- it's in Liverpool.

I refuse to acknowledge this thread until Geordio Armani says cunt.

This season, I are mostly wearing a pissed off look and a binbag.

Happy Birthday chaps.

Aye, ya geet right there Marra, Cush. Tappy lappy. An that. …Oh aye, broon ale

Denzil likes bum & blurt ?????

Doesn't. This one showed up on my Mackem radar a good while ago.

See your sig…

My aunt is Jewish as it goes. ( long story, she converted basically). Loves her bacon though.

I'll meet any fecker on here for a bacon butty and a bible reading.

Giraffidae would refuse to debate it because all it is, is a right wing rag trying to manifest racial hatred over a masonic nation. well, there's always one or two that think "aliens done it" or something equally sensible, especially on the internet please tell me there's a working machine gun under that Fires up to 1200 rinds per minute.

Time to take up arms.

It was actually 47, lost count I see. I guess smoking 600kg of Hollands finest will have that effect on an already enfeebled mind. How much were they charging btw? Let's say its 20 euros (I presume they're much more than that but just for pity circumstances) that means it's 940 Euros spent on hookers I'm guessing Wee Gallagher won the lottery over there? He only went with 450€… http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=930783 Unless he's telling fibbers

It was actually 47, lost count I see. I guess smoking 600kg of Hollands finest will have that effect on an already enfeebled mind. How much were they charging btw?

I don't suppose Stevie expected sensible comments in this thread. Nearly fell off me ivory tower.

What are the date rape rates like over there? Tenner a pop.

So, for clarity Kevin, you shagged 45 hookers in Amsterdam, correct?

iPhones make you attractive to womenses.

egsacally

This is my first full weekend off in 14 weeks. Happy as a pig in shite.