Monkeys Fist

Fist! There's nothing fun about those cunts. T'aint what they do, it's the way that they do it.

I know who they were man! Mike, Dekka, Pards… innit.

I was thinking more Fun Boy 3 ,Sammy.

So can we expect a letter from some angry Mackem, protesting about being called a six-fingered ,sister fucking , Neanderthal being libellous? Oh wait, libel means …

Only if you let him blow your flute.

Certainly won't be NOTW hacks, will it?

in my defence m'lud , I was up at 2am to drive to Brum via a job in Toon.… but I am a fuckwit. Gene Clark , Ho hum. (Prepares for backlash from S****e )

Fuck me, touchy bastard. Must've ran out of Buckfast. Can we have a sweep on who posted the above gem? Was it S****e?

We're long overdue a ditty for Pardew. Might I suggest this…

Having arrived in Brum, my least favourite city in the UK, it's pissing down, I'm knackered already, and I'm here til Friday. Pissing fucksticks.

Hoist by my own petard.

Pics of Brooks arrest here

Chez is gonna getcha!

Oh Thomas.

Tom, do the honours mate

Noodles, big steaming bowls of mingy noodles. Apparently

Well if Nick says he has, it must be the case. All hail our saviour Mikey Boy.

What'd he say?What'd he saaaay?

Is it true their minges go side to side as opposed to up and down ?

In an article about his pound shop success, it still manages to mention the lie that he was told not to take his kids to SJP. Fat cunt.

Shoulda called Chuck

Japan win women's world cup. Supporters start a wave- oh fuck. Right, get Family Guy on now.