Monkeys Fist

I, too, am in fine fettle. Been finished since 10am, bought a new Bitchwagon, have a full weekend off, and a fridge stocked with fine vittels and ale. Mrs. Fist is getting babooned tonight

Big in Japan.

You'd be better off punching them on the nose , ma man

Got my picture taken with R.E.M. the other day... That's me in the corner...

The new Pimpmobile. Might head the coast tonight and cruise some Bitches. (The worst of it is, I am actually happy to have the box on wheels!)

This. Hope it works out for you Craig.

If it is her, I wonder if they'll go out for a meal to celebrate?

Super size your own bitch I did, fat cow can't get out the kitchen

"Me so hor-hee-hor-hee-hor-ny!" "Me so hor-hee-hor-hee-hor-ny!" L'œuf you long time

Benwell Floyd

I won't be outgunted by Wordplay either..... Have it!

Went for a meal once in a Vietnamese/Chinese restaurant in Avignon. The ( fit as a butchers dog) waitress spoke French with an oriental accent, which I found far funnier than I probably should have.

Unless he means a bumgina?

Super size me Bitch!

Big Brother & the Holding Company always pleased me as a name, as does The Mothers of Invention.

Frumious Bandersnatch

Coming over here, bombing our women, speaking Muslim…

When it's easier to pick out the ones from the list that don't apply, then you're old.

How the fuck can the police start running tests on someone's kid just cos some tourists think they look like Madeline McCann?! Which police 'artist' thought that rendering looked like a 6 year old either ffs? Parents must be seething. All this time , all they had to do was ring the Indian Takeaway. I know,I know, someone was going to do it, I figured Id take one for the team.

Nice name Nicko

Not very Stealth then, was it?

All about the money with Fat Nick -he's clearly had his mind twisted into a seething mass of resentment that he earns 2zl per hour skinning hamsters for luxury merkins. (imo)