Monkeys Fist

That's a fantastic shot JawD. Love it.

"I can see roight down yer dress.…" Oh god, mental imagery again

True like

I was staying 5 minutes from Stratford tube/DLR interchange thingy. Right next to the Stadium and a new shopping centre being built. Windmill Lane I think it was The current shops were bampsville.

He still wouldn't get a game.

Couldn't afford full bricks

He qualified last year didn't he? Who would he get to play against though?

What little I saw of it, I'd agree. Some plush apartment blocks, surrounded by crumbling slums.

The mental imagery that conjures… … cheers

Paully Wynn watching it with his pants round his ankles.

FYP You line em up …

I was in London for two days the other week, staying in Stratford. Saw several different blokes in NUFC shirts both days. ( none of them contractors btw, just kids and blokes in the street) I've only ever seen Wistaaam shirts in Newcastle when they played us. Have another pie Martin.

Speaking of testimonials and that, is Foluwashola not overdue his sell-out night?

Up the Arse Corner

fuckin hell How laddie! The spring chicken club do not appreciate such deprecatory remarks. Cheeky cernt.

Sorori fututio nil perceptum.… like.

safc players are too busy shooting up the locals with airguns to be scrapping.

Barton is a better footballer Would love to see Catts gan through the little scumbag in the opening minute You'll need to be in the pub early to make sure you get a good view.

Open day at Pennywell Internet Cafe.

That's just offal, chum.

Club owner will be chuffed he's come out and said he wants away early dors al bet. Carp Diem and that. I hope he goes on to mack e rel career in the lower leagues. Rumours that Cagliari are interested.

Mi knows he's shit, on a scale of 1-10, he was a tiddler. At least he's not carping on about not getting his chance, being cast out and that. He knows his plaice, and it's not here. He'll never be a legend , like Coley. ( )

Cue a week of none-too-subtle references to Kevster's upcoming birthday.

Drink problem resurfaces

Do all three at once and you'll get a nasty infection, mah man.