Monkeys Fist

Yes, they clearly can. Is it your birthday soon? I forget.…

All that garden jazz and no external power point. Tsk tsk. Don't be giving him ideas man! CT joins Team DIY.

RIP CT ashes to be scattered outside Boldon Kebab House.

It gets better , band is The Flower Power. :smoke:

All that garden jazz and no external power point. Tsk tsk.

Waybulooo!!

Go and have a look at some at Sandy Lane. Clicky

Vango is a decent " proper" tent maker. Gelert are the cheaper end of the Market. If you've never been before, I'd go with your Mrs' plan and borrow the kit first.

Sold!

Comes naturally to us superstars. That Pooley Bridge site looks top notch JawD. Looking for somewhere end of August for the fambly , that looks ideal.

Where did you stay? So many places are arsey about having a real fire and tbh, camping aint camping without a real fire. (And some woman screaming about mice, creepy crawlies etc) List of fire friendly campsites here. Scroll down past the French sites for NE & NW sites. I can recommend Lanefoot site near Keswick, if you book ahead, they'll provide a tractor wheel on your pitch to use as a fire pit.

Some camping essentials for you CT.

One has history, architecture , character and general class. The other used to make glass.

You could see pubes if you looked really closely Stuck to the page?

My cousin is married to Steve Watson. Shearer got Rob Lee slaughtered at the reception, as he'd made his England debut/ scored for England , can't remember which. Was a stack players at the do, all top chaps.

"Nee surprise, them wallpushers aren't mine, that other cunt is responsible for them". Buddha?

Since I was born in Dryburn Hospital, Durham, I'm outing myself here. Moved to Longbenton when I was 3 months old.

Out the OOTs.

Commando is 50 - BBC news site I had no idea it was still published tbh. Loved it.

It was the crack that made me sign up. I've been clean and sober 2 years now, but still post.

Lets just say it was an exciting game. Why I threw the pie away Bit salty was it?

I did not know you were a student there Roberto

Gonorrhoea ?