Monkeys Fist

Doctor Who would come down on you like a ton of bricks. See what you mean though. What to choose though, something like you've mentioned, or a "greater good" type of thing, like eliminating Hitler, setting off the fire alarms early in the WTC or something?

Wrong. It was me that gave you that name first. What's the story then Chez?

I salute your noble gesture Craig. Derry's landlords however…

All you'd find out there is if he shot. Not if he did it alone. Yo want to be by the Grassy Knoll If I talk to the fucker and distract him he can't fire a shot off, can he? If Kennedy still dies he wasn't working alone I'd stand just before Deeley Plaza, holding up this

Just to be clear, I fully support the strike action, and the reasons for it. (Yes,even the teachers) I have 3 sisters in law, two of them nurses, one a year head teacher, and wouldn't fancy either job. My earlier post was merely to say that I think getting a day off on term time for The Wedding, since it was during half term, is a bit of a piss take.

Where is the little turd? You'd a thought he'd be all over this like a rash. (when you letting him back on Craig )

Beat that Kevin!

Coffee never makes me aggressive like. And I'll twat anyone that says it does.

This is an Over 21 only thread.

Wow. Fish in full combat mode.

Happy 18th daft lad. Here's a nice pair of tits for you

Happy Birthday you little tit. Don't strain your elbow.

Happy Birthday you decrepit old git

excellent

Think yourself lucky they don't pronounce it "Minz" They almost do. The irony is not lost on me.

And stove, and sleeping bags, and inflatable matresses, and coolboxes,and……

have y got strippaaz on n that ? Pound in the pint glass types on a Saturday lunch. Have to strap their gammon to their thigh?

Think yourself lucky they don't pronounce it "Minz"

When i see 'CT' it's read to myself by my other m!nd$ in fashion of TopCat cartoon as in "okaay TC" Im liking the bit that you got wound up and had to have a word , what was it that got your garden hammock to fly off it's axis like ? Had him down as an Ashley apologist http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=924074

Anyone else getting a wearside whiff?

Come on Mods, sort your lives out!

I won't because if you had the opportunity, you'd have done the same and you're talking out your arse if say otherwise QFT

The Outwell one is a bargain. Here's their website. Looks like they make decent stuff. Think they're Yank, could be wrong though.

Lucky your Mrs. hadn't just finished with you, otherwise you'd be Huge Black Strap-On. HBS. I like the cut of it's jib

I had to laugh at the barefaced cheek of my daughter's teachers. As well as striking today ( fair enough, it's legit) they are having next Monday off, as their Royal Wedding day off. This is because the wedding fell in half term, so they "missed" the extra day off the rest of us got. I shit thee not.