Monkeys Fist

rubbish, the time left on his contract is nowt to do with it, if anything, its more grounds for the club telling Liverpool to fuck off. It won't be long before Enrique and Tiotte are also "Judas cunts" too by the way. In fact any decent player we get will be "Judas cunts" but the club is in great hands and is not their fault. What a mong. Go to skunkers and NO too, where there are lots of other idiotic mongs with the same view as you. A bit over-the-top from you there like lol. Players leave clubs all the time, the Judas accusation comes from his supposed loyalties to us, being a supporter and locally born and bred. Enrique and Tiote won't and shouldn't have the same 'love' for the club as Carroll claims to have had and if he'd have wanted to have stayed he could have It's not mate.You'll see what I mean. Welcome to the Crazy World of Leazesmag.

Just to be sensible for a rare moment, Stevie, I think Tom was right to suggest you tread carefully- you don't want to get yourself into any bother over the fat racist. That's not to say I don't want me updates just thought it worth stating.

Wyngate paulwyngate man, Wyngate's where John Harl lives, don't want to confuse matters. Wynyard ye dafty. Anyway , get busy pm wise Columbo.

Just for reference Stevie- I am not bored with Wyngate. () PMs all the way please.

Welcome aboard mate. Have fun.

Stevie , I want your babies. Spill the beans man you drama queen.

Truth mustn't stand in the way of Tory Bashing.

Staggering.

There was a problem He's gone.

ham and turkey sandwiches, bags of lettuce, hard-boiled eggs, heaps of tomato, lashings of ginger beer

Funny how?

CT's sig. Full on scouse mode.

Stevies gonads have just involuntarily retracted. It's his wrongun alert going off.

*I'm Apostrophe

My Ipornphone.

To late for contrition now Bunter Tree. Blood on your pastie encrusted hands tbh. Shameful *been others btw, been

The ability to sport the correct jacket/trouser combo is a quality we ignore at our peril. England Expects…… …… staypressed Farahs.

This guy is a style icon.

But then he'd be too busy to post on here , wouldn't you Nick?

Sorry Jeebuz, just remembered Salma. You're out ,shes in.

which one of those would you like to have sex with ? Explanation here Kevin.

I'm honestly more disheartened now than I was when we went down. The combination of Hughton's sacking and Carroll's sale , (more specifically the utterly laughable manner in which it was conducted) has left me bereft of any hope we can stand still, never mind progress, under this Cunt. I cannot see any buyer stumping up what the Cunt will want for us either. He'll say we are a more attractive proposition now than when he bought us, and will want daft money. That's if he bothers his fat arse to speak to them. Remember his manners in Dubaii? Fat Cunt snubs buyers

Mention that a PSV is involved and this bloke will be there like a shot.

Do you know who she is Kevin? Edit; here's a more recent pic of her for you to crack one out to. Mystery Lovely.