Monkeys Fist

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=929435

Fuck off mincer. You're a man now , no?

Is it his birthday soon? If I'd known I might've been a bit nicer.

No.

Thank Ronald.

You hit the post button twice- Wanking while posting will do that.

There is very little chance that your life will turn out like mine. Very little.

Fucking hell, we get it!

Is it your birthday soon or something?

End it all now. Save yourself the grief.

Guilty!

* you're. Cunt.

Heard rumours about this guy, but it's proving difficult to pin the tales down to anything factual.

I've been known to have bog roll hanging out me boot.

Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan

Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Aieeeee!

Snakey has just messed his keks.

Passed Leazes' gaff yesterday, he's made sure he'll be getting no more ragheed propaganda menus.

My cat preferences are;

A ban, even temporary, is perhaps a bit harsh. Could have this as their ava & sig for the time alloted

Lice & a Slice?

"When I get me moped out on the road oym gonna royd royd royd" Jasper Carrot. One for the older listeners There are so many things I hate about him,I don't know where to start

Why not? Trial it over summer

In the close season the single thing football fans discuss most is transfers either done deals or rumours. One or two things from so called ITK's may come off but I would say a majority ain't got a clue. Most names linked to NUFC will get debated on here as will where we need to strengthen and who should/shouldn't be sold. It would be pretty quiet on here without the twitter and transfer threads tho. If you can think of anything that would spark a good discussion then stick it up PM from Smooth Operator on its way....