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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Knob Cheese. Which may, or may not, be yet another anagram of Christmas Tree. Put Christmas Tree into google translate (Swedish), then anagram the result. Lard Jut. I shit thee not.
  2. These are all anagrams of one of our erstwhile posters; Miss Chatterer Rims Catheters Shitter Scream Creams Her Tits And the piéce de resistance … Match Resister Guess who?
  3. Says the bloke who posted his ugly mug on here not so long ago If you're going to choose someone's arse to be up then pick someone with a couple more neurones than Wacky You mean the pic I put in the "Post a Picture of Yourself" thread? Aye, vain bastard me.
  4. I'm hiding behind the Mrs' leg. That's my best man, Cleetus
  5. I work with RTA victims, and it's put me off roads for life. If I can't get there cross-country I don't go. Btw, here's one of my wedding pics. Thought you'd all be interested.
  6. Went to Bulemics Anonymous this evening. It was heaving. Edit; pick holes in that pedants!
  7. They're heed the baals as well! It's because most of them have that wild Irish/Scottish gene hiding away somewhere,mind so have I like.
  8. Come join me in the Brutally Handsome Sex Gods group. It's lonely in here at the minute.
  9. That would smart a bit.
  10. My condolences to Mrs. Columbo, wherever she is…
  11. The Fish Quay festival pisses on them all.… …Pass the acid. (Smoked like a trooper from 18-mid twenties, living in the wilds of France was a great place to get mashed. Also acid and a bit of William Whizz. Only very occasionally have a wee toke now. )
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