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Monkeys Fist

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  1. You need to be a member to view threads, genius. And in one line, Tecato dooms Skunkers to Hell by Poll.
  2. The Fish Protection league would've complained.
  3. Add a bit of salt & crush it (garlic and ginger) with a broad knife on a chopping board. Paste presto. Just remember to leave salt out of the recipe, as it's already in the paste. Anyone got any recommendations for pork fillet recipes. Fancy a change from garlic, rosemary and White wine sauce.
  4. After a nice day out nr. Ashington Walk from Craster to Low Newton, pub lunch , then walk back. Nipper friendly
  5. We'd have caught him years ago if Freddy was still in charge.
  6. Aye fucking hell, that was a stealthy approach. Crash landed in the fucking living room. Black Hawk Downs?
  7. Huzzah! Now all the nasty men will put down their bombs and go back to farming poppies. "The War on Tourism"® is over ! ®"Tourism" and "Now watch this drive" are registered trademarks of a retired chimp.
  8. Was there cones/ warnings around the skip? If it was in the road, there's meant to be. Claim a laim a ding ding?
  9. What happened? I'm intrigued as to how you drove into a skip.
  10. Sir Henry Cooper doesnt care about the Playstation hack… … he's an ex-boxer. Too soon?
  11. Q:What's the difference between JLS and a bunch of useless blackcurrants? A: rra
  12. You are going to be sooooo embarrassed tomorrow.
  13. Go now, run… … before it's too late!
  14. Monkeys Fist

    Jeans

    Sorry mate, not a fan of BBW.
  15. Seems definite. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/otherspor...es-aged-76.html RIP. Top bloke.
  16. Monkeys Fist

    Jeans

    Er, righto love.
  17. Monkeys Fist

    Jeans

    Your 32s look like this Bunter?
  18. Cheers you fucking twat, just splurted my junk all over the place.
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