Monkeys Fist

I reckon the Gay community should start wearing Hijabs, just for shits and giggles. WWIII?

Aye Fatboy. The only excess weight I'm carrying is in my keks, whereas you have clearly demonstrated in the past 24 hours you have a double chin on your brain. Button it Bunter.

Sorry Chez, my twisted eyes read something else entirely. Re. The radiation levels, a test measurement showed the levels to be 1/5 less than the maximum allowed level- however that was measured before we hairy-arsed abseilers have been in kicking up radioactive dust. 1st time in we have to do level checks every 2 minutes. If it gets above a certain level, GTFO. All this whilst taped into a full body PVC suit with a re-breather mask on. Gimptastic!

Moving jobs? A nurse in a euthanasia clinic? Cheeky bastard. Not changing jobs Holden, got a couple of weeks abseiling down the inside of this 100m stack to shift debris that's built up since the accident in the 50s. As it's an "active" area we have to do a bit of extra training. Only allowed to work in there for 1.5 hrs a day, so it'll take a while.

Just completed a medical for Sellafield. Blood pressure and heart A1. Eyesight ok, slight weakness in left eye. Weight- 14 stone exactly ( fully clothed). Nurse was gagging for my Monkey nuts , obviously

I didn't think CT had any shame?

I used to date a bulimic lass- she was gagging for it.

Give over Fist. Bamburgh has fuck all to do. Shields has everything B has and a whole lot more. If stuffing yourself on chips, pop and lard is a good day at the beach, you're probably right. If you like clean air, miles of unspoilt sand, in fact nah… .… if you're on the wind up, fail. If not, pointless arguing.

*onepunchtannedtoughguy now furiously searching t'interweb for whale eggs*

Strephen's going to scote a goat ? Sounds like a good gane.

Piss poor wummery CT. Have another Baileys.

Its nee worse than Scochee to be fair. I've heard a place called "the Nook" is the worst on the mackem side of the water like. From my experience (a whole two years of living in South Shields), it's actually alright. Quite a lot of shops and had a canny bit of re-generation. Her indoors (who's South Shields born and bread and till she dies) said it used to be rough as fuck. Biddick Hall on the other hand, fucking hell. As I sit under my patio heater and look over my fence. Off across the 1.5 miles of green belt lies Biddick Hall. Thank god for green belt. You live on Byron Avenue then?

Looks excited to be playing.

Phew, that's alright then. If it's in the Sunday Sun, and Rapey's said it, we can all relax. Bastions of truth and integrity both.

CT has clearly never been to Northumberland. But then, Bamburgh castle is in Sunderland according to their World Cup city bid.

A pound to a bag of shite that Leazes won't

Is it CT's missus?

Its nee worse than Scochee to be fair. I've heard a place called "the Nook" is the worst on the mackem side of the water like. From my experience (a whole two years of living in South Shields), it's actually alright. Quite a lot of shops and had a canny bit of re-generation. Her indoors (who's South Shields born and bread and till she dies) said it used to be rough as fuck. Biddick Hall on the other hand, fucking hell. Mrs. Fist works in Albania. She reckons the worst bit is Southwick, but says that Hendon, part of her patch, is akin to Helmand Province too. I must admit my knowledge of S. Shields is limited to my time abusing one of it's residents as mentioned above.

We had a romantic episode Kevin, and shared many special moments. Usually all over her tits.

I used to be "friendly" with a lass from Brockley Whins many moons ago, I'm talking late 1980s. It was dog rough then, used to scare the cack out of me walking through it.

I didn't just mean the pub Stevie. The whole estate is pwopa nawty

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder. Why is biscuit?

Don't forget the Jewel in the Crown Stevie- Brockley Whins , wins.

Eh?