Monkeys Fist

Is that where you looked up touché as well Leazes, you namby pamby radge packet?

On a more serious note, Big Suze from Peep Show is now a boner* fide Royal. Married to The Kurgan off Highlander Fred Windsor. Bastard *pun intended

I did not know Tom and CT had bred …

Just got in from a wedding free day in Northumberland. Result!

http://www.motorauthority.com/blog/1059116...teless-suv-free

So, to start a day of utter ridiculousness in a proper manner… Who you rather have in your dream NUFC XI , Messi or The Portugese Spunkbubble? ©Polish Nick

Gengis Khan, King of the Mongs.

Blood relative was a miner from Hetton le shit Hole. Aye but wasnt she born in Reading or somewhere? and Durham aint mackemland She wasn't born man JawD, she was the product of a fairy's wing beat on sleeping baby bunny's dreams, brought up by unicorns...... ........Or some shit like that

(skip to 50 seconds in for the Zappa one, it's when the music starts) i fucking love this last one

First of all, IMO "Kid Friendly" is a state of mind. If your paying good money then the staff need to suck it up and get on with it. Regarding the AA, lots of high chairs available and a big fuss made of our kids. Kids beer garden / activity centre out the back and over the bridge, a public footpath along the riverbank. Also only five mile outside of Rothbury, the Raul Moat tour and the river which is walkable across. I would go for it. Code for "I wouldn't stop running around pretending I was a Power Ranger and annoyed everyone"?

Dont you realise random rumours from people count as definites if theyre backing CTs view.

Will no-one think of the poor children, Maya and Barry Soetoro??

Who has signed like?

I predict a..... ....Mong fight in this thread

I fucking hate that song btw.

That depends entirely on how he acts , if he scores against us.

That would knack.

Gemmill code for "ok, wish Id gone with CT". Woooo, get you ,you green eyed bitch Cheers for the info on the Anglers, heading there tomorrow ,after Brinkburn Priory in the morning. Might play "Cops and Moaty" in the afternoon.

CT, is the Anglers Arms kid/baby friendly. Taking the brood out for a day Up County tomorrow and might go there for lunch.

with you spouting from the Koran and wearing the burkha Card carrying Atheist me, you namby pamby nut job nah, you've got it wrong mate.....Atheist is fine, but pc do-gooder, is not. Me no pc

Pissed?

with you spouting from the Koran and wearing the burkha Card carrying Atheist me, you namby pamby nut job