Monkeys Fist

Oh Captain, my Captain… Who'll take the armband then? Barton, if he stays? Collocini? Fuck me,please not Sherla

Ah- religion. " You must suffer because I believe in fairytales" basically.

Works anarl. They charge 50p in Killy btw I know the approximate area Burradon is but not exactly. It's between Crammy and Gossy Park and Killingworth, somewhere in that triangle. Beside Dudley maybe? Follow your nose

The only argument you seem to hear about it is that it could be open to abuse.… … well, aye, it could. But the people who would choose to "off" their relatives to gain financially are likely to do it anyway imo. And I'm pretty certain fairly stringent procedure would be implemented , were it to be made legal in the UK.

Missed the Pratchett programme , but I'm a strong believer in assisted euthanasia. Seen several relatives and family friends suffer horribly, when all they wanted was a swift, dignified end. As has been said, we put dogs out of their misery, can we not extend the same humanity to ourselves.

I drive a taxi, and I think Gardyola is a shit manager. Who is he anyway…

Never really had an opinion on McLeish either way, but I hope he is a fucking disaster if Villa tap him up. Horrible boring cunts that they are.

Dogtown and Z-Boys Riding Giants The Two Escobars Riding Giants is superb. Dude.

Back on topic though, it's a risky move by Cardiff, but if, as mentioned, Shearer gets the right team around him then who knows? Wonder if he'll bring Dowie in again. Good Luck to him. And Hughton at Brum if whispers are to be believed.

I'd suggest that the next time Mrs.CT whips out the Mandingo strap-on and makes hubby's bitch-tits oscillate, hubby refrains from taking it out on t'interweb. But that would be unkind of me. Team Strap-on.

When Tiote puts the Vulcan Death Grip on a Man U player, then we can compare. Edit; Ah, just seen Fish's post above.… … great minds and that.

Never been there, but see that Horton Grange which is close by, robbing mugs, £99 a heed for some scran. I'd be wanting a blow job thrown in with that price, and a voucher for another one at a later date. You'd have £1 left over. Head down to Burradon and start flashing your coin, you'll get a nosh in no time. Right, outside! Now! Burradon chat up line ,that.

Return flight fae the toon would be £150 at least? You must speculate to ejaculate.

Never been there, but see that Horton Grange which is close by, robbing mugs, £99 a heed for some scran. I'd be wanting a blow job thrown in with that price, and a voucher for another one at a later date. You'd have £1 left over. Head down to Burradon and start flashing your coin, you'll get a nosh in no time.

£100 spare= Hello Blagdon Farm Shop. Big fuck off meal.

Evil Flying Monkeys- what's not to like?

Have a good one Happy , and 3BitBob.

This beautiful beast is called an Aye Aye.

After my 2 hours mate, you can have as long as you want. It'll be like a binbag full of liver.

2 hours, just 2, with Salma Hayek. And a little bit of butter.

You think you got a good deal? Depending on appearances the fee goes up by a Blue WKD and an Asda Basics Multipack. Who's laughing now , eh?

Just had a pm off Pud saying I've been sold to N.O. for a can of Fosters and half a bag of Prawn Cocktail Skips. You pack of bastards.

Fistlet #2 is 1 year old today. Happy Birthday Sam, you little shit.

source? Contract talks are on hold as TT thinks his postings will deteriorate with age as his hair has and cannot guarantee his place on here in a years time. I think my previous years have proven I'm committed to the board and if they won't give me a new 5yr deal to recognise this, I may have to look elsewhere. Did someone mention Asda vouchers before …

Gold!