Monkeys Fist

Wor davey

I was sweating for a bit ,like

No fat, No tear ducts..... Lean mean ginger machine

Were you the big ginger who battered Ajax Andy in 5-a-side Gemmill?

Welcome to our world

Mong beans and I'm in!

I'll be in the Smith/J69 camp for lunchtime drinks man Stevie. Quite apart from falling off, the last thing you need when trussed up in a harness is pints of ale sloshing round the bladder regions.

If he was a 15 yr old kid, then aye, I'd be a cowardly knacker Dr K. But he's not is he? He's a 42 yr old father of 4, it's his turn in the stocks, I'm chucking some rotten cabbage. Childish.? Probably Cowardly? Nah.

Cheeky lunchtime beer at the Birds Nest on Deptford Church Street then, cracking little pub. Problem solved. Could be a winner

He's only let out of the attic once a year

Copyright Mark & Lard 1996 I've only just got that now :D

Who am I being sycophantic towards old chap? Hmmm?

. . wh'woah. . woah . . wWoah. had on Chrimbo. . y said ya jola was knackered, plus you're on the turbo shandies - so i put it to you that this is a form of a lie too ? y'd be made t walk the plank for that . . . .if it wasn't for the fact y'd probably fuckin snap it .

:D ..........It's coming

Slow Down there Mr.Humble,

Nice try Thomas, but Im sitting here pissing myself .......can you smell it? might treat myself to a nice shampoo and conditioner, then a good vacuum of the rugs fyp Buntress

Pub night innit- never cross a woman full of gin

Can I suggest " Chernobyl" be added to the list

Or Jimmy Hoffa, who also had a run in with nasty teamsters

Can I suggest Fletcher Reede? Lead character from Liar Liar, shit film, shit new name, seems about right

Cheers Stevie

I hope so as he'll be driving us home to Newcastle about then