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Monkeys Fist

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  1. too much balsamic vinegar and I think I over did the cooking wine In you or in the sauce?
  2. But there is a word in Polish for fuckwit. pieprzyć dowcip
  3. It's Sunday afternoon man Deano/Tiote's Nutz. Have you got nowt better to do man? Try heroin. Try anything.
  4. My present- a lie in… bliss. Just getting up now tbh.
  5. "A real Bobby Dazzler this one Mike"
  6. The secret to your weight "loss"
  7. Safe as houses man. He's even got super strong rope so Dad can have a go.
  8. Travaille pas ce Samedi Vieux Haricot.
  9. I never said money wasn't important. I'm sure Rooney is happy with his riches, he has worked hard to be a top footballer. But his heart doesn't play for Man United, anyone who thinks that is talking shite. Only one tit on this board obsessed with money mate. Who's the spudheed in your pic? Re. Marveaux, good to see incoming early in the transfer window. Since I know less than CT about Wor Sylvain, I'll not get "over tired" just yet. il est impossible! D'accord.
  10. I never said money wasn't important. I'm sure Rooney is happy with his riches, he has worked hard to be a top footballer. But his heart doesn't play for Man United, anyone who thinks that is talking shite. Only one tit on this board obsessed with money mate. Who's the spudheed in your pic? Re. Marveaux, good to see incoming early in the transfer window. Since I know less than CT about Wor Sylvain, I'll not get "over tired" just yet.
  11. Give this lad a ring, my mate owns it ( called Cliff, I shit thee not), get an indoor/outdoor climbing party booked http://www.roxcool.co.uk/ Based in your neck of the woods to.
  12. BBC4 now. Radiohead at Glast.97. Still 40 mins left.
  13. Buffoons, you buffoon. Has he put a transfer request in yet?
  14. :D Thank fuck i'll never be at any of your birthdays. If you were my son, I wouldn't invite you. Back in your box Flipper.
  15. When is her birthday CT? Cant you work out a group deal at Sooth Sheels fair? Then picnic on the beach?
  16. I was about to suggest the old fashioned option. Would earn you Retro points amongst the Boldon Housefathers Club too- double bonus.
  17. You won't smell it with your face pushed into the pillows
  18. Home - Lavazzo Rossa, Carte Noir Graft- Nescafe. Tea = devils pisswater… unless it's with fish and chips, when it acts as a gob degreaser.
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