Monkeys Fist

You won't smell it with your face pushed into the pillows

Home - Lavazzo Rossa, Carte Noir Graft- Nescafe. Tea = devils pisswater… unless it's with fish and chips, when it acts as a gob degreaser.

Sand & Gravel 16/1. Wouldn't put my house on it though. Full Stop 7/2. Good finisher Billy Ocean 5/1. Strong bet when the going is tough.

Scouse mackems away, last game. Yay

You just don't get it at all do you? As explained in the Liverpool thread there is lots more to Liverpool than the Beatles, although they are a gigantic draw. Does it matter what attracts people to a city btw? Do you not have signs saying 'Welcome to Catherine Cookson country'? These are mostly free entrance but Liverpool does ok on this list as well, and as you can see, not a Beatle place in sight. In fact National Museums Liverpool are the only national ones outside of London in this country. Visitor Stats You what ? Just for clarity, are you saying the only "National" museums outside of London are in Liverpool?

Paul Wynn?

The "orange juice , concentrate" gag makes me giggle every time

Not like you to tell fibs mind Petal.

What's your username over there?

It's Friday, it's 5oclock… Only jesting Fishy Old Boy, the Canadian chap? He's very good. Me likey.

The walk in to the crags at El Chorro, Spain. Bolas de acero!

It's not my bag tbh. ©F.Flintstone

I shall be youtubing Milton presently LTB. Thankyee Sah!

as long as ive got a hole in me arse its not gonna happen Nick - deal with it . (the wage thing that is . not the hole in me arse) Nick now furiously praying you have a colostomy.

I had the worst Nightmare last night, It didn't scare me at all. I bought a new aftershave today, It smells of breadcrumbs.. The birds love it! Later, I'm going to be the brightest star in the night sky. What?? I'm Sirius.

How does he clean " Wadds was Here" boards like?

You live in the Beetham Mancy? Swanky devil.

It's the Beetham in Manchester, isn't it? Tricky one that. Unless theres a cradle rail underneath the overhangs, you'd struggle to abseil the lower sections. Assuming there is , I'd guess 4 men would take 5 days , so around £5000-6000, including enormo-testes allowance.

Don't imagine this applies to your boys, hanging off the side of high rises in your sex harnesses. Special PPE makes the day go faster Samuel

You couldn't afford me sweetie.

Bellamy ITK.