Monkeys Fist

Had to ask Mrs. Fist what chores are. She's going to tell me when the lazy git has finished scrubbing the bathroom tiles.

Seriously though

Anyone got Full House yet? I'm waiting on "Life Experience" for a line.

Which one will burn more calories? Hmm?

Tricky keeping an eye on traffic and such when you hit your vinegars , mind.

You still breast feeding? I'll be there

What a massive cernt's trick.

Did it come out like the picture? Give him a chance to digest it man!

However, 2 dirty slappers and a multi legged living snot???- tell me more

I can not imagine why anyone would want to watch that. Nowt funny or thrilling about actual, real-life murder.

Soooooooo, The rumour was _________________ *quote and fill in the blank.

Niiiiiice.

You mates are mackems. Simple as that.

FYP

New "Thread of Outrage" on RTG, right there!

CT now lying on his kitchen floor, weeping like a bitch "Why did I post it? Why?"

Inspired by all the recent talk of healthy living, tonights tea in the Fisthaus is … … Bangers and Mash with Onion Gravy! Back of the net

Nightmarish!

Fair enough, I only worked open offices too. Still, my point stands- get out and on your feet whenever you can. If you're knocking doors at night, I'd always knock then wait by the gate just to be on the safe side.

Oil, balsamic. Couldn't really get much simpler. Oil, White wine vinegar, Dijon mustard ( or French if you fancy - the dark brown stuff). Pinch of salt and pepper. Oil , chilli, garlic, lime juice and zest. Basically, an oil, an acid, and a flavour.

Cwassic!

The company lost the supermarket contract Go to the company that has it then. Is it Dean or another local one?

Actually that's a quality suggestion. It'll make you healthier and you'll provide a better service, which is always good for the self-esteem (one positive begets another) You'll be running Boldon's first rickshaw franchise before you know it. Wahey!! Seriously though, when I was on the taxis, I was out the car at every opportunity. And yes, you feel good helping old dears, even better with the Yummy Mummies, and the tips are better.