Monkeys Fist

This is being rush released. Prease give genelously

My brother did Sunday lunch for the family the other week. Maple syrup roast chicken- absolutely sublime. Season the chicken, slather it in maple syrup, roast upside down and baste often. (turn it over for last 20 mans to brown the skin) The gravy was fan-fucking-tastic.

He's better than average House!

Bitter experience? Fuck all left to nick.

Dear Fukushima, Welcome to the 6 finger club! Yours Sincerely, Sunderland(nr. Newcastle).

He's on his way…

Superb that like

I heard his family are absolutely crushed.

WTF is that? Looks like something you'd see on an STI warning poster I'm glad you mentioned that. Jamie said 'the rithe will cook inthide, no need to pre-cook' Like SHITE. Cooked for 1 hour 45 - half an hour longer than he suggested and the rice was still like fucking gravel, basically making it almost inedible. There's half of it left in the fridge too, I might nuke it in a bag for 20 minutes or just throw it at a parking inspector off of the roof. These cunts and their recipes man. Make it up as I go along and I'll ready steady cook any of these attention seeking goons. "Insthpired by a one minute converthation with Johnny Boy Hamilton…" Pukka

What's the easiest way to pick up Japanese women? JCB.

Now isn't the time for arguing. This will only work if we all Singh the same tune.

Off to the Fist Family secret survival camp.

Ahhh, tarka dal- it's that little bit 'otter.

Peshwari ye on about?

The standard of punnery is really going up paneer lately. Lets try not to let it saag.

I'd paratha not reply to that sammy, I have my dignity

Time for me to (bombay) duck out of the thread? .............Fenugreek

New owner would be bhuna make a difference.

Thought you were off the booze for Lent?

Piledriver! Quality from junior CT that like

In honour of current events, I shall be microwaving some seafood tomorrow. In teriyaki sauce.

It's a thing we can't deny.

Boom boom shake da loom Reactor 3 has blown now.