Monkeys Fist

Fuck me what a big derby. He's like Harold's fatter brother. That fucking shirt and tie combo. That tie is actually 4ft long, just foreshortened by the monumental gut. *wipes Tongue of North Western poop*

If he'd still been playing for us, that tap in would've finished up on Wembley Way. Well Done City Brummie twats.

Same here, who's my fan. More to the point, the rest of you… cernts.

Guessing JaMouse won't be getting this from Lovefilm.com

Man up, you're 41, it's a bit of piss taking ffs. Or, try this forum- clicky

Are you Kevin?

I kept her awake once or twice.

Never heard of anyone being like that about oranges before. what a shame! No chocolate orange for you then! Weird thing is, I love chocolate oranges. It's only actual oranges that have this effect on me. Anything orange-flavoured that doesn't actually contain any actual orange is fine. I once worked with a lass who was shit-scared of peas. I shit thee not.

How much did you get ripped off for the Persil Kev?

There's something in the air

Burn the heretic, burn him!

41 and three quarters.

Shot putt wahey! (Wasn't getting the love, so I helped a brother out)

And so it begins.

Aye, clivvor buggers them Jormans, mind.

This from East Sussex

Shot putt

Hope she's not getting an Astra taxi- she'll be late

*cue Parky*

Your understanding of irony is a bit suspect. Is it? Explain it to me then.

Until Tiote's , mine was Carroll's against the dippers. Ironic really.

I'm on loan at Hartlepool. Fucking Hartlepool.

All well and good until you see the part where it says he's a lifelong sunderland fan. That means he's fatally ocmpromised, especially as a club employee he'd be summarily dismissed if he said anything negative about his employers; standard corporate contract. Incidentally, no need to swear, or to use the reprehensible term you did last night. However, as you're a mere boy, I'll give you a free pass on your intemperate language, if not on your witless naivete. Lovely stuff. You don't need a post-graduate degree to post on toontastic, but it helps. You get your £5 referral fee for this lad, Monkeys Fist. I do know "Gene", but his signing up here and bringing our unwashed members crashing back to reality were nowt to do with me I'll have your Fiver though Sammy

Here's a side salad for curry night you might like. Ingredients-Cucumber, Red Onion, Natural Yoghurt, Mjnt ( fresh if you've got it). 1.chop the mint and mix it with the yoghurt, you want about 2-3 tablespoons of yoghurt. 2. Peel the cucumber and slice it into 5mm ish rounds. 3. Lay the slices out on kitchen roll and pat them dry. You want them as dry as possible. 4.slice the red onion as finely as you can. You want either quarter rings or diced. 5. Mix the onion and cucumber, add a sprinkle of salt to taste. 6. Knock back the yoghurt with water or milk to a loose coating consistency 7. Just before serving, add the yoghurt to the salad and coat well