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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Missed it. Re-post please Fatty
  2. Monkeys Fist
    It is the internet after all.......I wouldnt laugh Posted from his iPhone, whilst hammering it to Stranraer to catch the late ferry.
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    When I was involved, Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. The keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city. I bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I'd either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies.
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    Toughguy, Go home and get your fucking shine box.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    While reaching for his tarpaulin and lucky shovel? "Warm the van up Love, I'm going out for a bit!"
  6. Monkeys Fist
    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    He can't take his eyes from your innocent young dish man!
  8. Monkeys Fist
    I know i've seen it loads of times. Thats why I started the thread. I want to see something new. These do you? Still in the box man! They are wooly back trainers I like dispair, I really do I like dis pair too Last time I wore them some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
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    Dave never had me on the block. Skid Mark but i am improving, quite a bit actually. im no longer than 3 inches. Whatever you say Kevininho
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Borderline Boiler thread? Stokoeshop.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Angelic.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Ungrateful Twat. Say you want to see something new, I oblige, and suddenly you're a fashionista? You know Toughguy, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
  13. Monkeys Fist
    I know i've seen it loads of times. Thats why I started the thread. I want to see something new. These do you? Still in the box man!
  14. Monkeys Fist
    I know, what next? Veggie burgers?
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Do I amuse you Toughguy?
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, from London.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Fuck me, you're dense.… in a gangster documentary way.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Too many stones I'm guessing.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Empty your inbox time Fish?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Bit creepy that like CT. Stalkerish.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    The whole point of it was that the fucking incompetent tools made a statue of a bloke , respected equally by NUFC and safc, look like a fucking paedo! Jeez Louise!
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Its not the man were taking the piss out of. It the dire statue. Oh I know that but lets face it, it didnt really need to go the peado route (as funny as it has been). And you know a few of the more delicate flowers on here wold be going barmy if roles were reversed. Just saying like. Why don't you start a thread and see how it goes?
  23. Monkeys Fist
    His stumps must've been a blur when he ran- 10 strides a second them midget pegs. Just read the link, I hope that's not the replacement statue !
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Emotional hedging, I know guys who do that. I just avoid betting on spurs like the plague. I was in the bricklayers after the five one and some guy had the correct score and first scorer. He was buying drinks like they were going out of fashion. *Danny B* God knows how much he must have one. Just doing what you asked mate
  25. Monkeys Fist
    You are fucking kidding me HF? Is that supposed to be SBR? Where the hell is that monstrosity? Looks like a bouffant Ernie Wise ffs
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