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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Trolololo!! I swear, an animated Stokeolololo and I might just die. If I could , I would've. @yourservice? Please?
  2. Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Toughguy, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Fish. You may fold under questioning.
  3. No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
  4. You mean, let me understand this Toughguy cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
  5. Unless it's a double bluff from the real killer?
  6. Those babys are staring right at me, an dey biiig! Get your scrubs Love, you've pulled
  7. I like the pizzas and the film mate Dont know what your talking about. I only said I like goodfellas pizzas and goodfellas the film. You dont get goodfella pizzas in Newcastle or something? I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.Salud!
  8. I know, what next? Veggie burgers? They'll have vegetarian restaurants before long Nooooooooooo!
  9. While reaching for his tarpaulin and lucky shovel? "Warm the "Love Van" up, I'm going out for a bit!" Is more likely Honestly, if you were to guess which of the contributors were going to show up on the News as a suspect in a serial killer case... I mean, obviously Parky would be the guy who thinks he's a reincarnated messiah type living within a commune who all swear to a suicide pact, but CT would be the hammer-killer of Boldon. From the FBI http://www.uplink.com.au/lawlibrary/Documents/Docs/Doc5.html I fit the kit for a psycho? So you think it wise to poke the bear?
  10. I like the pizzas and the film mate Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
  11. Barbara Dixon, Royston Vasey's cabbie. "I'm a martyr to my monthlies. I woke up this morning and my bed was like a butchers slab"
  12. They Sikh him here, they Sikh him there… CT, the scarlet pimp.
  13. Toughguy, remind me, you're a big fan of Goodfellas aren't you?
  14. While reaching for his tarpaulin and lucky shovel? "Warm the "Love Van" up, I'm going out for a bit!" Is more likely Honestly, if you were to guess which of the contributors were going to show up on the News as a suspect in a serial killer case... I mean, obviously Parky would be the guy who thinks he's a reincarnated messiah type living within a commune who all swear to a suicide pact, but CT would be the hammer-killer of Boldon. From the FBI http://www.uplink.com.au/lawlibrary/Documents/Docs/Doc5.html Didn't you move house recently CT? You bald honky.
  15. Those babys are staring right at me, an dey biiig!
  16. Fuck me , he's begging you CT. You little slut Kevin.
  17. And you swallow? CT now breaking the sound barrier
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